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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Aug 05, 2010 8:26:02 am PDT #27563 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Tep, your coworkers are freaks.

Do not insult the freaks. But I'm happy to cosign that they are a-holes.

(Remember when my roommate and I fostered that cat and had to put her to sleep? My entire office had a card signed for me the next day, with personal messages. FOR A CAT, that we fostered for three weeks. My lord, mumbling condolences is the least one can do. Send an email if you can't mumble.)


Steph L. - Aug 05, 2010 8:28:39 am PDT #27564 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

FOR A CAT, that we fostered for three weeks.

But you work with people made of human parts, rather than the "Christians" I work with.


Sean K - Aug 05, 2010 8:28:54 am PDT #27565 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Actually, I think calling Teppy's cow-irkers freaks and a-holes is an insult to both freaks *and* a-holes.

Also, Shir, you'll be coming to the LA area during your visit, right?


DavidS - Aug 05, 2010 8:29:33 am PDT #27566 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Actually, I think calling Teppy's cow-irkers freaks and a-holes is an insult to both freaks *and* a-holes.

Shall we call them freakholes?


smonster - Aug 05, 2010 8:31:12 am PDT #27567 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

But you work with people made of human parts, rather than the "Christians" I work with.

Well, yes. I mean, my boss not only let me take the day off to put Lucy to sleep, she let amyth take off a couple of hours on 5 min notice to come with me. We are a bunch of touchy feely* fucking hippies.

Common human decency, people. Jesus was a fan.

* with explicit consent only


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2010 8:36:52 am PDT #27568 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought most babies are born with blue eyes and black hair.

White babies, maybe. But they're not most babies.


Polter-Cow - Aug 05, 2010 8:38:03 am PDT #27569 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is it too early to announce that (I think/hope that) there's a pretty good chance I'll be able to see a lot of you people, in person, in October 2011?

Shir Tour 2011, wooooo. And that's the month of the next Olympian Festival, so if you stop by the Bay Area the right weekend, I may be in a show. Or maybe I'll have written one.


WindSparrow - Aug 05, 2010 8:45:04 am PDT #27570 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

But you work with people made of human parts, rather than the "Christians" I work with.

I'm snarky enough that I could get really tempted to vociferously and effusively thank them all for their kind words of support during this tough time.


Shir - Aug 05, 2010 8:46:47 am PDT #27571 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Also, Shir, you'll be coming to the LA area during your visit, right?

It seems unavoidable. :) (I know, we're too cool to use emoticons. Sue me). Actually, checking flights' price earlier today (to get an average of how much will it cost me and if I'll be able to save enough in a year's part time job to pay for it - which I can, even if I'll get a lousy student-salary job!), I automatically checked flights to LAX and back.

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Anyhow, I'm willing to come wherever Buffistas are (though I really want a 3-5 days just wandering in the south. Faulkner lover and all here, and it seems like I'll take a history seminar next year about the south, 1820-1920. The class is called "No Country for Old Men" (well, it's actually called "Tough Land", as the Hebrew translation to the motion picture's name. But I prefer it better like that), with a really great professor ). After all, Buffistas are the reason I'll be visiting the States again, and not Australia (sorry, bt!).

[Longest parentheses eveh. I impressed myself].

White babies, maybe. But they're not most babies.

Good to know. I won't make that mistake again.


smonster - Aug 05, 2010 8:48:19 am PDT #27572 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

3-5 days just wandering in the south

Woot! The South has many fine Buffistas, and I say that completely without bias.