Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Aug 03, 2010 3:55:28 am PDT #27304 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Deena!

And Good for Boy! It's admirable to want to be there 24/7, but taking the occasional break means he'll be able to help a lot more down the road.


hippocampus - Aug 03, 2010 4:39:05 am PDT #27305 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Happy Birthday Deena!


Lee - Aug 03, 2010 5:10:33 am PDT #27306 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday, Deena!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 03, 2010 5:13:46 am PDT #27307 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Have a good one, Deena.


erikaj - Aug 03, 2010 5:24:09 am PDT #27308 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Hey, Deena, happy birthday. My brother is too busy campaigning to be all angsty about his this year...total bonus. Who says politics never accomplishes anything?


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2010 5:35:02 am PDT #27309 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Deena!


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2010 5:56:56 am PDT #27310 of 30000
brillig

Yay, Deena Day!


Laura - Aug 03, 2010 6:03:43 am PDT #27311 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday to Deena!


Aims - Aug 03, 2010 6:19:41 am PDT #27312 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Please note: the following rant only includes the one white male and not any who may frequent this board.

I am so freaking sick of fucking white, male privilege. I am NOT your fucking secretary or your assistant. The other two people in your department do that part of their job without my assistance and in fact, I took a significant pay cut when that particular piece of my job was taken away from me 18 months ago. Do it your fucking self. I was asked to help you catch up last year, not stay caught up going forward. I have a feeling that when your boss gets back on Thursday and you are told this, you're going to be pissed and I don't fucking care. Just because I am a woman does not mean I am here to do your fucking job or help make your life easier. Kapishe?

And also? Quit asking me about your fucking filing. It'll get done when it gets fucking done.


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2010 6:32:10 am PDT #27313 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oooh, office rage. I'll play!

Seriously, dude, it's called COMMON SENSE. When literally the only change in the article is to change "FL" to "Florida," IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE PROOFREAD and by insisting we "follow procedure" you are just slowing everything up massively. (Unless you truly believe you are such a moron that you can't spell "Florida" and/or CHECK YOUR OWN WORK.)

[Note: Craigslist links to jobs will probably make me lose my shit entirely today, so, please no.]