Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jul 22, 2010 3:37:57 pm PDT #26344 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks guys. I really overdid it with the babysitting for a cranky sick toddler this past two weeks, which is just really discouraging, because I so want kids.


Typo Boy - Jul 22, 2010 3:49:32 pm PDT #26345 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Also liquor store boxes are great for small heavy items, as long as you avoid ones with spilled alcohol.


Cashmere - Jul 22, 2010 3:50:05 pm PDT #26346 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Fortunately, don't come out acting like cranky, sick toddlers. If they did, humanity would become extinct pretty darn quick.

But I hope you can find a workable solution to your pain, sj.


sj - Jul 22, 2010 3:51:53 pm PDT #26347 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Fortunately, don't come out acting like cranky, sick toddlers. If they did, humanity would become extinct pretty darn quick.

I am also assuming that when they are your own they don't cry for their mother all.day.long.


Cashmere - Jul 22, 2010 3:55:23 pm PDT #26348 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Well, not every day. There's a lot to be said for the parent-child bonding thing. It makes some of the shit A LOT easier to put up with.


JZ - Jul 22, 2010 4:45:14 pm PDT #26349 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Parent-child bonding helps a lot. And you'd have TCG with you -- I've seen you two together, I've seen how he dotes on you and watches out for you, and I'm positive he will be an awesome parent to your child and co-parent with you.

Solo parenting without anyone to spell you is not twice as hard as coupled, it's at least ten times as hard. I can practically guarantee it'd be easier with your own because you've got a true partner.

But, oh, how I wish they'd come up with a solution to the pain. Come on, doctors! You're smart sciencey people; fix it!

That goes for ita's headaches too. I'm tired of all this medical fail.


Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2010 4:47:26 pm PDT #26350 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

There used to be a snack food called Screaming Yellow Zonkers.

Those are the best! Also deadly in a sugar-overload way. Which is what makes them the best!

Re: Comic-con protesters and anti-protesters, I saw one sign that said "Magnets: How the $%#& Do They Work?!" That made me laugh.


JZ - Jul 22, 2010 4:49:18 pm PDT #26351 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I totally want to do a bunch of Old Spice Man protest signs:

I AM THE PROTEST SIGN YOUR PROTEST SIGN COULD SMELL LIKE.

LOOK AT YOUR SIGN. NOW BACK TO ME. NOW BACK TO YOUR SIGN. NOW BACK TO ME.

MONOCLE SMILE!

I'M ON A HORSE.


meara - Jul 22, 2010 4:57:36 pm PDT #26352 of 30000

THIS SIGN HAS TWO TICKETS TO THE THING YOUR SIGN WISHES IT WERE PROTESTING


sj - Jul 22, 2010 4:59:49 pm PDT #26353 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Parent-child bonding helps a lot. And you'd have TCG with you -- I've seen you two together, I've seen how he dotes on you and watches out for you, and I'm positive he will be an awesome parent to your child and co-parent with you.

TCG is wonderful with kids. His step-cousin's little ones are completely in love with him, and he immediately gets down on the floor to play with George whenever he seems them. Still, unless we win the lottery, he'll be at work and I will be home. So, I really need to be better than now, at the least.