There used to be a snack food called Screaming Yellow Zonkers.
Those are the best! Also deadly in a sugar-overload way. Which is what makes them the best!
Re: Comic-con protesters and anti-protesters, I saw one sign that said "Magnets: How the $%#& Do They Work?!" That made me laugh.
I totally want to do a bunch of Old Spice Man protest signs:
I AM THE PROTEST SIGN YOUR PROTEST SIGN COULD SMELL LIKE.
LOOK AT YOUR SIGN. NOW BACK TO ME. NOW BACK TO YOUR SIGN. NOW BACK TO ME.
MONOCLE SMILE!
I'M ON A HORSE.
THIS SIGN HAS TWO TICKETS TO THE THING YOUR SIGN WISHES IT WERE PROTESTING
Parent-child bonding helps a lot. And you'd have TCG with you -- I've seen you two together, I've seen how he dotes on you and watches out for you, and I'm positive he will be an awesome parent to your child and co-parent with you.
TCG is wonderful with kids. His step-cousin's little ones are completely in love with him, and he immediately gets down on the floor to play with George whenever he seems them. Still, unless we win the lottery, he'll be at work and I will be home. So, I really need to be better than now, at the least.
Oh, oh! Can we hold some sort of anti-protest protest so those signs can see the light of day, and someone's camera? The world needs to see those signs. And WBC needs its nose rubbed in it some more.
Sounds good to me. What's wrong that needs protesting--or right that needs anti-protesting--in Wichita?
Unless I'm misremembering, that's Phelps's headquarters -- but I could have the wrong city. He's in Kansas somewhere, anyway.
Topeka, le sigh.
Might as well make it KC.
THIS PROTEST SIGN DOES NOT SMELL LIKE A LADY