Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jul 21, 2010 7:49:11 am PDT #26113 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Hate Sears. Won't go there.

Emeline is the awesomest!

I often feel mine are awesome, but not so much lately. It is tough to use the word awesome when he has been fired from his job and refuses to go and talk to the manager about the situation. See also refusing to finish high school. See also refusing to help me with anything. See also leaving his trash around. See also raunchy stinky socks. His objective is to get me mad enough to send him back to Florida. His dad says don't let him win that one. Very frustrating.

Anyone wanna teenager?


DavidS - Jul 21, 2010 7:51:51 am PDT #26114 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Anyone wanna teenager?

I'll take him! I trust his bloodlines. Plus I've got some duct tape to keep him occupied.


Trudy Booth - Jul 21, 2010 8:23:37 am PDT #26115 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Thought Jilli and some of our other darky lovers might like these: [link] Skeletal Damask Curtains

They're sheers with spooky damask weave. I'm a little in love with them.

[Edit: Jilli, do not click! Upon futher inspection Smonster has found a smider.]


Cashmere - Jul 21, 2010 8:35:38 am PDT #26116 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Anyone wanna teenager?

I would normally consider a swap but Liv bought herself a reprieve this morning.


Calli - Jul 21, 2010 8:52:37 am PDT #26117 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Anyone wanna teenager?

I'm sticking with cats, thanks.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2010 8:54:52 am PDT #26118 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel sorry for parents and kids when the parents DON'T think they have the greatest kids on the planet.

It's not that bad.


Typo Boy - Jul 21, 2010 9:05:03 am PDT #26119 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Huh. Well you are a hell of a wonderful adult.


Fred Pete - Jul 21, 2010 9:05:16 am PDT #26120 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Anyone wanna teenager?

What Calli said.

(By the way, Max is back up to 7 and 1/4 pounds!)


Jessica - Jul 21, 2010 9:06:01 am PDT #26121 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anyone wanna teenager?

I'll trade you for a three-year old...


Aims - Jul 21, 2010 9:10:49 am PDT #26122 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok - I ballsed up and talked to boss about other boss' comment (even though I work for both, I directly report to boss.). She laughed and said that it has been part of the ongoing conversation about what my "new" position is going to entail and really cementing down the details and she can't remember how long that conversation has been going on. "Eighteen months" says I. "Eighteen months? Wow. Thank you so much for being so patient with us. Wow. Ok."

I imagine my position will change a lot again over the coming months, but I really want there to be a concrete description. And a raise.