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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jul 21, 2010 8:52:37 am PDT #26117 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Anyone wanna teenager?

I'm sticking with cats, thanks.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2010 8:54:52 am PDT #26118 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel sorry for parents and kids when the parents DON'T think they have the greatest kids on the planet.

It's not that bad.


Typo Boy - Jul 21, 2010 9:05:03 am PDT #26119 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Huh. Well you are a hell of a wonderful adult.


Fred Pete - Jul 21, 2010 9:05:16 am PDT #26120 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Anyone wanna teenager?

What Calli said.

(By the way, Max is back up to 7 and 1/4 pounds!)


Jessica - Jul 21, 2010 9:06:01 am PDT #26121 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anyone wanna teenager?

I'll trade you for a three-year old...


Aims - Jul 21, 2010 9:10:49 am PDT #26122 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok - I ballsed up and talked to boss about other boss' comment (even though I work for both, I directly report to boss.). She laughed and said that it has been part of the ongoing conversation about what my "new" position is going to entail and really cementing down the details and she can't remember how long that conversation has been going on. "Eighteen months" says I. "Eighteen months? Wow. Thank you so much for being so patient with us. Wow. Ok."

I imagine my position will change a lot again over the coming months, but I really want there to be a concrete description. And a raise.


Connie Neil - Jul 21, 2010 9:11:47 am PDT #26123 of 30000
brillig

Hooray, for positive bosses.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2010 9:12:13 am PDT #26124 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mother was always the one to give the lie to thinking you had cute kids--she was notorious for thinking me ugly, and when other people boasted about their kids, she was always ho-hum about us.

Doesn't mean she didn't love us. I kinda liked it.


Laura - Jul 21, 2010 9:18:03 am PDT #26125 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'll trade you for a three-year old...

Tempting, but I've done that one; they turn into teens.

We were all perfect in every way to our mother, dad not so much. We were ok because we were my mom's and he adored her. I think I am somewhat objective about the boys. I see their awesome qualities as clearly as their deep flaws. Love them even when they disappoint or anger me.


Jessica - Jul 21, 2010 9:29:51 am PDT #26126 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've done that one; they turn into teens.

Aw man! I knew I should have read the EULA...