My parents are in Maine now. I wanted to go, but couldn't take the time away from getting ready to move. My mother has decided that I'll miss Maine less if I don't hear about them doing things that I like doing, so she's been telling me that they're going for lobster every night (my father forgot and told me where they were actually going last night), and has somehow managed to not mention the beach at all in our phone calls.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Teppy, yep, that's the episode. We looked at each other, laughed out loud, and said "new tag line" in unison.
aaaaand finally, in the "vortex's mom is craxy making" saga, not only does she not have the address with her, when we get there at about 6:20, I apologize for being late and the hostess says "oh, you're not late, I said 6:30 or 7".
On top of that, every one is dressed casually, I feel out of place in my suit. And it's NOT a dinner party, it's a buffet. I'm just wondering, could she have gotten anything else wrong?
On the bright side, she seems amenable to upgrading my phone in exchange for the diamond cross.
Oh, Vortex.
Vortex, has you mom met our Canadian horse jockey?
Her head might explode with the inappropriateness of it.
Vortex, has you mom met our Canadian horse jockey?
Now that's a match made in heaven. On a horse.
So, I know I'm biased and, like most parents I know, think *my* kid is just the awesomest and the bee's knees. But guys, she really is freaking cool. Her summer journal from summer school is all about being a Ghostbuster and catching ghosts and the pictures feature Slimer, proton packs, and traps. She also has entries about being in a "timechabl mshen" and the picture is of her in Rose's clothing from the coronation episode, riding away from the TARDIS on the scooter. t /Emeline likes carrots.
You guys done good and raised her right.
Emeline does indeed like carrots. And an adorable carrot-liker she is.
Great line from "Rescue Me" Episode 2 - "The blind know about jerking off, how do you think they got that way?"