Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 6:23:53 pm PDT #26094 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Teppy, yep, that's the episode. We looked at each other, laughed out loud, and said "new tag line" in unison.


Vortex - Jul 20, 2010 6:33:51 pm PDT #26095 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

aaaaand finally, in the "vortex's mom is craxy making" saga, not only does she not have the address with her, when we get there at about 6:20, I apologize for being late and the hostess says "oh, you're not late, I said 6:30 or 7".

On top of that, every one is dressed casually, I feel out of place in my suit. And it's NOT a dinner party, it's a buffet. I'm just wondering, could she have gotten anything else wrong?

On the bright side, she seems amenable to upgrading my phone in exchange for the diamond cross.


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 6:36:18 pm PDT #26096 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Oh, Vortex.


NoiseDesign - Jul 20, 2010 6:45:19 pm PDT #26097 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Vortex, has you mom met our Canadian horse jockey?


Vortex - Jul 20, 2010 6:54:01 pm PDT #26098 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Her head might explode with the inappropriateness of it.


Aims - Jul 20, 2010 6:58:59 pm PDT #26099 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Vortex, has you mom met our Canadian horse jockey?

Now that's a match made in heaven. On a horse.

So, I know I'm biased and, like most parents I know, think *my* kid is just the awesomest and the bee's knees. But guys, she really is freaking cool. Her summer journal from summer school is all about being a Ghostbuster and catching ghosts and the pictures feature Slimer, proton packs, and traps. She also has entries about being in a "timechabl mshen" and the picture is of her in Rose's clothing from the coronation episode, riding away from the TARDIS on the scooter. t /Emeline likes carrots.


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2010 7:06:27 pm PDT #26100 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You guys done good and raised her right.


WindSparrow - Jul 20, 2010 8:00:53 pm PDT #26101 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Emeline does indeed like carrots. And an adorable carrot-liker she is.


omnis_audis - Jul 20, 2010 9:24:33 pm PDT #26102 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Great line from "Rescue Me" Episode 2 - "The blind know about jerking off, how do you think they got that way?"


meara - Jul 20, 2010 10:05:21 pm PDT #26103 of 30000

Well, I ended up going out to the dancing. And the cute girl was there! And talked to me and danced with me! But was not flirty or anything. I mean, I don't get the impression she's a super flirty kind of person anyway, but...while she was perfectly nice and friendly...sigh. Guess friends it is. Which, I could use more dykey dancing friends! But.

AND, I just booked a ticket for Labor Day weekend. Because I am insane. I am going to New Orleans! It's Southern Decadence that weekend, and my friend is putting on some shows for "Dykeadence", and I figured what the hell, she owed me for staying at my place for a week...