Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jul 20, 2010 8:55:12 am PDT #25998 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Baby, why do you think I'm so tired?

"I know she's crazy. Nigh on forty years I've known her. You got NOTHING. Go back to sleep."

Ha! My bro and SIL are having this issue right now. She feels like he doesn't defend her enough to our craxy mom. I said "well, we know that she's batshit, and there's no point in wasting your energy. We just have to get SIL to that realization. Until then, you're kinda screwed"


WindSparrow - Jul 20, 2010 9:00:53 am PDT #25999 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

You know who we should clone? We should clone Daniel's mom, and secretly replace these other wackaloon parental units with the copies. She's the kind of crazy that sets people at ease and makes them enjoy her company.


Atropa - Jul 20, 2010 9:07:23 am PDT #26000 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And as Princess Touchy McFeely of the Snuggletown McFeelys, I am boggled that people say you don't get to choose who you hug. That's just refugnant.

This is my reaction. I like hugging people! I do not want to hug EVERYONE. Those people who walk around with "Free Hugs!" signs make me feel kind of uncomfortable.

You know who we should clone? We should clone Daniel's mom, and secretly replace these other wackaloon parental units with the copies. She's the kind of crazy that sets people at ease and makes them enjoy her company.

I would suggest cloning my parents, but a clone army of my Dad could be either be AWESOME, or signal the end of the world. I'm not sure which.


Aims - Jul 20, 2010 9:08:50 am PDT #26001 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She feels like he doesn't defend her enough to our craxy mom. I said "well, we know that she's batshit, and there's no point in wasting your energy. We just have to get SIL to that realization. Until then, you're kinda screwed"

I felt like this for a very long time until realized that if Joe defended me to his mom every. single. time she irritated, offended, or upset me, he'd do nothing but talk to her all the freaking time. So now, like with my child, I choose my battles. I made Joe tell her to NOT refer to my size when we visited when I was 7 months pregnant and he told her that she upset my mother. I, in turn, try to blow things off. I'm not always (not usually) successful at it, but I try.


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2010 9:10:20 am PDT #26002 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am now on my fifth load of laundry. And I've got a few more things, like my mattress pad and some extra blankets, that really should be washed, too. (Right now, I've got three loads of clothes, one of blankets, and one of sheets and pillowcases.)


smonster - Jul 20, 2010 9:12:19 am PDT #26003 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

refugnant

snerk

Didn't coin it but I love it. I think of it like "fugly," and I'm going to do my best to spread it to THE WORLD.


Toddson - Jul 20, 2010 9:13:20 am PDT #26004 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ooh! I want one of Jilli's dad! MM, how's the cloning device coming along? better than the transporter?


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2010 9:13:57 am PDT #26005 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Didn't coin it but I love it. I think of it like "fugly," and I'm going to do my best to spread it to THE WORLD.

I was thinking it was expanding "refudiate" to other repu- words.


brenda m - Jul 20, 2010 9:14:26 am PDT #26006 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hil, that's what I thought too.


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2010 9:14:31 am PDT #26007 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Didn't coin it but I love it. I think of it like "fugly," and I'm going to do my best to spread it to THE WORLD.

I was thinking it was expanding "refudiate" to other repu- words.

I went to a Shakespalin place, too.