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We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

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Jessica - Jul 20, 2010 8:22:54 am PDT #25988 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tep, is it possible your Chatty Co-Worker has cloned himself, gotten a sex change, and is now working with me at Big Name News Archive in Manhattan?

Because I just had a 20 minute conversation of which about 30 seconds was necessary exchange of information. The rest was me smiling and nodding while Chatty Two Electric Boogaloo repeated herself over and over and over and over again.

Jessica - Jul 20, 2010 8:23:38 am PDT #25989 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

clean all the things!

I love how this phrase has become a thing. It's just so exactly right.

Aims - Jul 20, 2010 8:28:46 am PDT #25990 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love how this phrase has become a thing.

CLEAN IT!

javachik - Jul 20, 2010 8:29:20 am PDT #25991 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

Because I just had a 20 minute conversation of which about 30 seconds was necessary exchange of information. The rest was me smiling and nodding while Chatty Two Electric Boogaloo repeated herself over and over and over and over again.

This drives me insane. Why can't people understand all of the verbal and non-verbal hints I am giving that say "information successfully exchanged. Now please go away."

Toddson - Jul 20, 2010 8:32:07 am PDT #25992 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Someone recently wrote in to an advice columnist asking about a person she routinely has to get information from and wondering what's wrong because the person gives the information and then cuts the conversation short. (The columnist nicely pointed out that this was a business exchange and chat is optional.)

Jessica - Jul 20, 2010 8:34:48 am PDT #25993 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This wasn't even a case of "our business is over, let's chit-chat." This was literally Chatty repeating the same 30-second conversation we'd just had over and over with slight rephrasings. And I guarantee you, nothing we were talking about was interesting enough to warrant that kind of a rehash. (I mean, it's not like we were discussing what hand we hold silverware in or something...)

javachik - Jul 20, 2010 8:35:06 am PDT #25994 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, I smile and am warm and friendly and I hate that I almost have to get rude to get people to shut up.

Steph L. - Jul 20, 2010 8:37:47 am PDT #25995 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tep, is it possible your Chatty Co-Worker has cloned himself, gotten a sex change, and is now working with me at Big Name News Archive in Manhattan?

If anyone could, he could. He has SO MUCH needless chatter to get out that it created a whole new person to channel it.

Miracleman - Jul 20, 2010 8:38:24 am PDT #25996 of 30000

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Because that would put a damper on our sex life and I'm only willing to go so far in our quest to ignore your mother.

I appreciate that the line is well before the sex being cut off.

Srsly.

Aims - Jul 20, 2010 8:50:07 am PDT #25997 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I appreciate that the line is well before the sex being cut off.

Why punish myself, right?

How much Dark Side Ass is La Punk kicking?

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