Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2010 6:42:38 am PDT #25969 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

a viral sinus infection (FOR THREE FLIPPING WEEKS NOW!!)

Three weeks is usually time to see a doctor, because there's a good chance it's bacterial. Virii don't tend to last longer than 2 weeks.

What if the mucous is not a color that would signify infection?

Ooooh, good question! You know, I have no idea. I guess if the snot is clear, I'd give it a little more time.


Jessica - Jul 20, 2010 6:44:06 am PDT #25970 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I read a thing a while back that the color of mucus is not a reliable diagnostic tool. Can't remember where, but since it was on the internet I assume it was true.


Aims - Jul 20, 2010 6:46:12 am PDT #25971 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

makes call to doctor

I'll go in tomorrow. I hate taking AB's for things other than Real* infections.

* Real as defined by me and not anyone who is actually smart: Strep, UTI's, and STD's.


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2010 6:51:54 am PDT #25972 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm selective about who calls me what. It's hard to tell someone who's presumptively started calling you by a nickname to stop, though. Especially if you know them or work with them. They take it personally.


Scrappy - Jul 20, 2010 6:55:18 am PDT #25973 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I don't like anyone calling me "Rob" and I will nip that shit in the bud. One old friend does, but only because both he and I know that it's a shortened version of "Robbie Bobbie Boo," his ACTUAL nickname for me. Hard to explain that one.


Toddson - Jul 20, 2010 7:00:03 am PDT #25974 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Some people call me "Toddy". Once.


Polter-Cow - Jul 20, 2010 7:14:45 am PDT #25975 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

For weeks, my co-worker was calling me "Sunily" until I asked her to please stop. She was very sad.

I don't like anyone calling me "Rob" and I will nip that shit in the bud. One old friend does, but only because both he and I know that it's a shortened version of "Robbie Bobbie Boo," his ACTUAL nickname for me. Hard to explain that one.

Ha!


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2010 7:24:23 am PDT #25976 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh dear. My mother has discovered that "Date My Single Kid" site. She says she's just looking for someone for my sister, because I've got enough going on in my life right now, but she keeps finding people that she thinks will be perfect for me.


NoiseDesign - Jul 20, 2010 7:30:43 am PDT #25977 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

If people call me Andy I simply don't respond.

I also plot their demise.


Miracleman - Jul 20, 2010 7:31:55 am PDT #25978 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks this should get punched in the head. And not in a fun way.

Wait, what?

There's a fun way?