Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
For weeks, my co-worker was calling me "Sunily" until I asked her to please stop. She was very sad.
I don't like anyone calling me "Rob" and I will nip that shit in the bud. One old friend does, but only because both he and I know that it's a shortened version of "Robbie Bobbie Boo," his ACTUAL nickname for me. Hard to explain that one.
Ha!
Oh dear. My mother has discovered that "Date My Single Kid" site. She says she's just looking for someone for my sister, because I've got enough going on in my life right now, but she keeps finding people that she thinks will be perfect for me.
If people call me Andy I simply don't respond.
I also plot their demise.
I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks this should get punched in the head. And not in a fun way.
Wait, what?
There's a fun way?
Dammit, honey. Why is it you only show up in here when I am bitching about my MiL?? Do you have some sort of strange "Mother Smack Talking" alarm in your head? And if so, how do you sleep when it goes off all the time?
Baby, why do you think I'm so tired?
"I know she's crazy. Nigh on forty years I've known her. You got NOTHING. Go back to sleep."
Poor baby. You want we should get it disconnected? By which I mean our phone and email connections?
There's a fun way?
I'm going on the assumption that There's A Kink For That applies to almost any pain-inducing activity I can think of, including head punching.
Poor baby. You want we should get it disconnected? By which I mean our phone and email connections?
Sure. While we're at it, why don't we cut off our arms and legs and gouge out our eyes?
Because that would put a damper on our sex life and I'm only willing to go so far in our quest to ignore your mother.