You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Jul 16, 2010 8:00:04 am PDT #25732 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I am deeply ashamed of the fact that we haven't finished sending thank you notes yet. That's going to happen this coming week since we will both be home, but we're disgustingly late.

Don't be. I haven't even sent you a gift yet!


Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2010 8:03:44 am PDT #25733 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh crap! I just remembered I have one to send as well!


Pix - Jul 16, 2010 8:11:28 am PDT #25734 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

No no! You guys don't need to send us anything! I didn't mean that at all. I just feel rotten about not having finished the silly thank you notes that I'd meant to send by the end of March at the latest.


javachik - Jul 16, 2010 8:16:42 am PDT #25735 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I didn't take it that way at all. Just that supposedly I have a year to think of the perfect gift for you guys, which I WANT to do, so maybe that means you have a year to write thank-you notes!


Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2010 8:20:02 am PDT #25736 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I didn't take it that way either! I just meant that jolted my memory that I got your address a while back because I had something to send and then I just didn't do it.

I am horrible about mail.


Pix - Jul 16, 2010 8:20:30 am PDT #25737 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I think by the law of etiquette, we do have a year to write thank you notes, but that just seems ridonk to me. Anyway, it will be moot (Teppy, not mute!) after this week, because we are GOING to finish them. Huzzah!


Steph L. - Jul 16, 2010 8:29:05 am PDT #25738 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy, not mute!

I heart you!


Dana - Jul 16, 2010 8:34:01 am PDT #25739 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's a moo point!


DavidS - Jul 16, 2010 8:34:03 am PDT #25740 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm pretty pro-porn and anti-the porn industry as it stands.

That's one of the interesting things about seeing those interviews with female erotic filmmakers. They're not working in the porn industry per se, though they are making very sexually explicit films.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 9:15:26 am PDT #25741 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm on the same bench as Javachik and DaisyJane. I am a horrible friend. But! I have a year! And I am sticking by that etiquette!

WRT prostitution, I've seen a couple of docs on the Nevada industry. From what I understand, it is very regulated. Weekly doc visits, drug tests, etc. The brothels seem rather well respected business. And do not strike me as exploitative by any stretch of the imagination. So based on that, I would support legalized prostitution that is regulated, protects the workers, removes the stigma that pushes it to the shadows that opens the door for exploitation. But I will say, I have no clue how it really is. Doc's tend to have the rosy glasses that the producer wants on it.