My poor cat is SO UNHAPPY with me right now. He swallowed a piece of my roommate's floss, and just passed it a little while ago. This, of course, came with a big poop attached to it, and he did the butt scoot thing on my roommate's rug to get it off, smearing it all over the rug, and himself. I pulled the floss the rest of the way out, and wiped his butt some, and we threw out the rug, but I decided he needed his first ever in his entire life bath. We will have no poop-ass cats in the house.
This. Did not. Go well.
It was perhaps the most brutal and traumatic experience of my life, and definitely of his.
I wasn't able to rinse the shampoo entirely, but I couldn't subject him to an inch of water any longer. Also, Satan himself was manifesting in my bathroom, and I needed to do something about that.
I feel like such a complete asshole right now, but at least I have no poop-ass cats in my house.
Erin, you should probably mark your link as NSFW! I mean, anyone reading Natter knows that, but not everyone reads natter.
Also, Satan himself was manifesting in my bathroom, and I needed to do something about that.
Diabolic manifestations are so disruptive to proper domestic life.
OMG, I hope I've done everything I was supposed to do, because I can't work anymore. I'm falling asleep at my laptop. It's midnight-thirty; that's enough dedication for one day. I'm going to bed.
Erin's link is NSF anybody! Who looks at Sloth from Goonies and is inspired to make a sex toy!?!?
I'd rather just get paid to yell at dudes about their grammar. It's like editing, but pays better!
Teppy, I think you need, NEED, to become a pro Domme specializing in grammar. The world cries out for such a thing.
I just want to point out that tomorrow is Friday (for those who clicked on Erin(?)s link)
I'm a little uncomfortable discussing prostitution so blithely. It is a social ill. Not because of the sex, but because it's selling people. The vast majority are not high priced call girls. We're talking about women being bought by a man who wants to own them.
-signed Humorless Feminist
Fandango doesn't have the ArcLight theaters. Major Fail!
