I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jul 08, 2010 7:42:22 am PDT #24954 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Wonderful news, Pix! I'm so glad it's something easily treatable.

er..really hoping they aren't going on vacation with you.

No. Thank heavens. It's always a little farcical counting them before we leave - today we couldn't find Ace (aka The Prince of Darkness) and we finally located him in the hall closet. He is the naughtiest damn cat I've ever seen. He will actually reach up under your shorts or skirt and goose your ass with his claws when you're at the kitchen sink.

We finally got underway and have stopped for lunch.


meara - Jul 08, 2010 8:13:35 am PDT #24955 of 30000

OMGWTF. Today is so Monday!! It felt Mondayish anyway, from when I hit snooze several times and didn't want to get up, and then I manage to get where I'm going ON TIME and then lock myself out of the office they put me in--with all my stuff inside--only to find out no one has a key. And we have to wait an hour for facilities. Augh!!!

I do not want to know what new evil this false Monday will provide when I open my work email.


Zenkitty - Jul 08, 2010 8:45:22 am PDT #24956 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

This seems to be a very Buffista photograph.

He is the naughtiest damn cat I've ever seen. He will actually reach up under your shorts or skirt and goose your ass with his claws when you're at the kitchen sink.

Ahahahaha! And you know, there's almost no way to train them OUT of doing shit like that, because how do you not react to that?!


NoiseDesign - Jul 08, 2010 9:21:15 am PDT #24957 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Oh my doG, I'm going to hurt someone on this ship.

There is so much that is not working since the ship is brand new, and for the past hour they've had some issue with the ship wide paging, so the announce bell, which sounds sort of like a door bell has been going off every 1-3 minutes with no announcement after it. It's just crazy. They have guests on board too, it's just an embarrassment.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 08, 2010 9:28:48 am PDT #24958 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I do not want to know what new evil this false Monday will provide when I open my work email.

On the positive side, tomorrow will be Friday instead of Tuesday, so there's that.


Calli - Jul 08, 2010 9:45:42 am PDT #24959 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I went flying this morning, so it's kind of the best day ever for me. Which means that I may have stolen all your Thursday, meara. Sorry 'bout that.


omnis_audis - Jul 08, 2010 9:54:47 am PDT #24960 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oh my god, I'm gonna hurt someone. Seems we have different people generating different paperwork, that all have dates on it, but the paperwork I've been trying to build deadlines off of is WRONG, so now that I am 3/4 of the way through that task, I gotta go back and start again using a different set of paperwork, one that is harder to read. Dear gods of Kobol, keep me from strangling nice folks. This is why there needs to be a MASTER CALENDAR! ugggggggg.


NoiseDesign - Jul 08, 2010 9:56:25 am PDT #24961 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

So, how's the new job going?


sj - Jul 08, 2010 9:57:07 am PDT #24962 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Pix, I'm glad that it was an easy fix for Byron.

ND, that sounds incredibly annoying. I hope they fix it soon.

I ordered my bridesmaid dress for T's wedding today and looked at wedding dresses while I was there. I can't really get over the fact that they charge so much money for such crappy fabric. Everything seemed so scratchy and uncomfortable.


Connie Neil - Jul 08, 2010 10:19:29 am PDT #24963 of 30000
brillig

Hah, today is my Friday, since I work Sundays.