I live with a mad scientist. (Possibly Dr. Horrible.) If he can't come up with self-boiling doorknobs, then I AIN'T DOING IT.
Self-boiling doorknobs would certainly add that element of risk every time you wanted to open the door.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jun 27, 2010 5:18:12 pm PDT #23995 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ginger - Jun 27, 2010 5:19:25 pm PDT #23996 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Maria, I'm thinking about you and your mother. I hope it's something minor and she can get back to recovering quickly.
NoiseDesign - Jun 27, 2010 5:26:59 pm PDT #23997 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Oh my doG people, this cruise is taking forever and I'm so bored. I know that sounds lame but the shows are behind so I have nothing to do and I'm not a huge fan of sea days on cruise ships anyway.
Ahem. Please ignore the man with cabin fever.
Laga - Jun 27, 2010 5:29:10 pm PDT #23998 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
How about a nice game of shuffleboard?.. or you can pretend to be a figurehead.
Beverly - Jun 27, 2010 5:29:13 pm PDT #23999 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Best wishes for your mother, Maria.
Jessica, congratulations to all three of you, and very best wishes!
brenda m - Jun 27, 2010 5:31:16 pm PDT #24000 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Having spent a few days on my own in a resort I didn't love in Cancun recently, I feel you. And I just got the $350 phone bill I apparently ran up needing to use the internets to keep myself sane. Oy.
beth b - Jun 27, 2010 5:36:30 pm PDT #24001 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yay Jessica!
happy birthday JZ
ma to you mom Maria
stomach ma Aims
While I would be fine on a cruise. -- not so sure there would be enough for DH to do
Today we did not brunch with buffistas - instead there was brunch with my sister and BIL then a concert in the park ( my sister has been away for a while ) . It was enough for me in this heat, but Matt is now in the garage fixing someone's stringed instrument ( a banjo?}
Miracleman - Jun 27, 2010 5:36:49 pm PDT #24002 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Aims food poisoning update:
She's okay. She's resting, and has been most of the afternoon/evening. The symptoms are mostly gone, it seems. I hope she'll feel all better by morning.
Beverly - Jun 27, 2010 5:43:40 pm PDT #24003 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Quick recovery wishes, Empress! And thanks for the update, MM.
Hil R. - Jun 27, 2010 6:47:39 pm PDT #24004 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The pita place that recently opened near me has feta cheese mixed into their "original" hummus. Who puts cheese in hummus? Or, at least, who puts cheese in the default hummus? I guess I can see it as a topping or mix-in or whatever, but not an ingredient in the plain hummus.