The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shari_H - Jun 27, 2010 4:45:36 pm PDT #23990 of 30000
Keep breathing!

Congrats, Jessica!

Happy birthday to JZ!

Ouch, Dana, hope it heals quickly.


Steph L. - Jun 27, 2010 4:46:13 pm PDT #23991 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm hoping for an update on Aims' food poisoning.

ION, getting ready to go on vacation is traumatic, because we clean the house really well for the petsitter, since it's not fair to expect him to deal with our horrific standard of living. The trauma comes in when the massive cleaning leads to a visceral awareness of JUST HOW MUCH filth we were living in.

Ack.

And on that note, I'm off to clean the bathroom.

(Actually, most of the cleaning will be done once I've cleaned the bathroom. Vaccuming is The Boy's job, and he'll probably do it right before we leave, and then I'll mop the kitchen floor right before we leave. Still, something always comes up that we didn't think of, like boiling the doorknobs, or something.)

(NOTE: we have never boiled the doorknobs. YET.)


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2010 4:58:20 pm PDT #23992 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Yay Jessica. Congrats! Most excellent news!

Happy Birthday JZ! many happy returns.

E_O, hold that dudes feet to the fire. If he won't do it for free, hire the other guy, charge the first and sue. Put a lien on his contractors license so he can't file for work permits. (I think that's the action. I may have terminology wrong).

Three shows down. Last is about to start. Lots of "awww" moments. And the one boy, about 6 or so. He was just about to pick a winner, and looked at the audience, and removed finger from his face. Very funny. Is it Tuesday yet? Can't wait! A week off!


billytea - Jun 27, 2010 5:02:00 pm PDT #23993 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(NOTE: we have never boiled the doorknobs. YET.)

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BOIL THEMSELVES!!


Steph L. - Jun 27, 2010 5:11:19 pm PDT #23994 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I live with a mad scientist. (Possibly Dr. Horrible.) If he can't come up with self-boiling doorknobs, then I AIN'T DOING IT.


billytea - Jun 27, 2010 5:18:12 pm PDT #23995 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I live with a mad scientist. (Possibly Dr. Horrible.) If he can't come up with self-boiling doorknobs, then I AIN'T DOING IT.

Self-boiling doorknobs would certainly add that element of risk every time you wanted to open the door.


Ginger - Jun 27, 2010 5:19:25 pm PDT #23996 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Maria, I'm thinking about you and your mother. I hope it's something minor and she can get back to recovering quickly.


NoiseDesign - Jun 27, 2010 5:26:59 pm PDT #23997 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Oh my doG people, this cruise is taking forever and I'm so bored. I know that sounds lame but the shows are behind so I have nothing to do and I'm not a huge fan of sea days on cruise ships anyway.

Ahem. Please ignore the man with cabin fever.


Laga - Jun 27, 2010 5:29:10 pm PDT #23998 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

How about a nice game of shuffleboard?.. or you can pretend to be a figurehead.


Beverly - Jun 27, 2010 5:29:13 pm PDT #23999 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Best wishes for your mother, Maria.

Jessica, congratulations to all three of you, and very best wishes!