For the last time, they are not "assless chaps."
If they had asses, they would be pants.
Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just cause, I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 27, 2010 10:28:14 am PDT #23967 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Cashmere - Jun 27, 2010 12:16:24 pm PDT #23968 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Validation!
For the last time, they are not "assless chaps." All chaps are inherently assless, so saying "assless chaps" is as redundant as saying "fingerless mittens." If you see some guy with a pasty, hairy, tush waddling around in a pair, just say "Ew!" and point. That's what the gays do.
I swear I'm on BRQG on the subject of chaps!
Laga - Jun 27, 2010 12:23:37 pm PDT #23969 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think I've seen that one. Something like 'they should call them chaps + ass'?
DCJensen - Jun 27, 2010 12:28:54 pm PDT #23970 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
It really chaps his ass that people call them assless chaps.
Calli - Jun 27, 2010 12:30:02 pm PDT #23971 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Much mother~ma, Maria.
sj - Jun 27, 2010 1:06:47 pm PDT #23972 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Tons of -ma for yout mother, Maria.
sj - Jun 27, 2010 1:08:13 pm PDT #23973 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, JZ!!!
sj - Jun 27, 2010 1:14:22 pm PDT #23974 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm thread hogging, but I have to say, Yay Jessica!!! I'm so happy for you!
sumi - Jun 27, 2010 1:28:01 pm PDT #23975 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Jessica - woo hoo! Lots of uneventful pregnancy wishes to you!
Happy Birthday, JZ!
And lots of ~Ma for your mother, Maria.
My cat Tanuki (havent't heard from the lady with the found cat yet) is complaining, complaining, complaining - I think it's the heat and humidity. Sadly, I am with her on that and wish I could do something about it.)
DavidS - Jun 27, 2010 1:40:39 pm PDT #23976 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Congratulations, Jessimoon! I'm very excited for your family.
We're back from Perkins for brunch where we saw many Buffitae. Lilly and Matilda ran around and had fun and did not have a traumatic goodbye. Mostly because Matilda doesn't understand linear time and space. "Bye Lilly! I'll see you tomorrow. I'll come back to [Perkins'] house tomorrow and bring my bathing suit and we'll go swimming."
Which, you know, nsm.