We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2010 6:23:28 pm PDT #23790 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

yeah, it's an old school sweetener which is much more difficult to find or make than simple syrup. There was discussion of its viscosity as well as sweetening properties.


Atropa - Jun 24, 2010 6:32:22 pm PDT #23791 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Neat!

(Tho' I will admit, the idea of mixing absinthe with gin kinda makes me twitch. Someday, I may find a gin I like. Just don't count on it.)


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2010 6:33:15 pm PDT #23792 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

how fun! I'd never heard of gum syrup before.

edit: I meant absinthe mixology is fun. Itchiness is No Fun At All.

Hey, if gum syrup helped the itchy, I'd take it. Or bathe in it, or whatever.

Maybe I need to sit in a bathtub of oatmeal. (You know how taking a tepid bath and putting, like, 1 cup of oats in it is supposed to be soothing to itchy skin? [It is.] I *always* envision a bathtub FULL of cooked oatmeal. I'm actually a little sad that isn't actually the recommended treatment.)


meara - Jun 24, 2010 6:35:49 pm PDT #23793 of 30000

That's what I envision too, Teppy. And then I envision having to CLEAN it.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2010 6:41:10 pm PDT #23794 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

(Tho' I will admit, the idea of mixing absinthe with gin kinda makes me twitch. Someday, I may find a gin I like. Just don't count on it.)

Heh, they play together quite nicely- but I don't have any issues with gin. My personal favorite absinthe cocktail, the Monkey Gland, is also a gin based drink.


erin_obscure - Jun 24, 2010 6:49:36 pm PDT #23795 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

imagine all the compost from a tub full of oatmeal. the mind boggles. (that image is why i never tried it...even after my unfortunate poison sumac incident)


Ginger - Jun 24, 2010 6:50:24 pm PDT #23796 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You can put plain oatmeal in the blender and get the same fine oatmeal powder that Aveeno sells for much more money. Both the homemade version and the storebought version have fewer of those yucky globs of oatmeal goo if you put them in the bathwater through a sieve.

Thus ends tonight's household hints from Ginger.

I know this because I itch a lot. Right now, I seem to be having a worse reaction than usual to the bites of the evil swarming Asian tiger mosquitoes and my arm is a lumpy pink mess. It wouldn't be so bad if I would STOP SCRATCHING.


erin_obscure - Jun 24, 2010 6:54:19 pm PDT #23797 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I have badly chafed the inside of my thighs, through a painful combination of skirt-wearing two hot, muggy days in a row and the plastic-ey seats on my mom's car (pretty sure a significant part of my inner left thigh is still stuck to the passenger seat. ow.) Will oatmeal and lotion help this or do i just need to stick with soft inside pants for a day or two?


Beverly - Jun 24, 2010 6:54:27 pm PDT #23798 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Um, put the oatmeal in an old pantyhose toe, of course, right?

Tep, I hope you find something that works and doesn't make your skin fall off.

"I like girls with skin." - Cocoon


Vortex - Jun 24, 2010 6:54:53 pm PDT #23799 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ginger, have you tried the hot water/hair dryer cure? Put your arm under water as hot as you can stand (but not hot enough to burn) the pain receptors overpower the itch recptors. It also works blowing hot air with a hair dryer.