Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


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Hil R. - Jun 24, 2010 10:20:21 am PDT #23729 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm kind of amused that that US foods site is selling ramen noodles. I never really thought of ramen noodles as something that you'd specifically seek out.


Gudanov - Jun 24, 2010 10:21:17 am PDT #23730 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I always though of them as lunch when you're just about out of money.


Laga - Jun 24, 2010 10:25:04 am PDT #23731 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I imbibed everything in Jamaica but 75% of that was inside Sandals (don't judge, it was a gift).


Hil R. - Jun 24, 2010 10:25:04 am PDT #23732 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I always though of them as lunch when you're just about out of money.

Yeah. Not something that I can see ordering from a website.


Jessica - Jun 24, 2010 10:25:47 am PDT #23733 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Heh - a friend of mine writes a food blog focused (almost) entirely on ramen, but she means the kind of ramen she grew up eating in Osaka, not the kind that broke college kids eat here in the States. (Apparently it IS possible to find authentic Japanese ramen in NYC, but as with most good ethnic foods you have to leave Manhattan.)


Daisy Jane - Jun 24, 2010 10:27:51 am PDT #23734 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ha! I just saw it was Kara asking you to go to yoga! I say do the absinthe thing though, and report back!


Hil R. - Jun 24, 2010 10:31:57 am PDT #23735 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think this website is one of the only places I've ever seen "American" used this much as a selling point.

When you ladle out B&M Brick Oven Baked Beans, you’re dipping into real, authentic American food history! The B&M recipe is centuries old. B&M has been cooking up Brick Oven Baked Beans since 1867. Their beans are slow-baked in small batches in old-fashioned brick ovens and the beans are still hand-stirred for that rich, homemade American flavour.

Hamburger Helper has been a meal favorite for busy families since it was introduced more than three decades ago – providing an easy, delicious one-skillet solution to the question, “What’s for dinner?” Simply brown 1lb of minced beef, (Or any other meat), and then add milk, hot water, the sauce mix and uncooked pasta and simmer for approx 11 mins then remove from heat and allow to stand for a few minutes to thicken and then voila a delicious beef and Pasta Home cooked skillet meal, American style!

Made with 100% real Idaho Russet Potatoes for genuine American, Restaurant Style, Hash Brown Potatoes. Simply add water and butter and cook for 10 minutes and voila delicious American Hash Brown potatoes that Denny's would be proud of!


Gudanov - Jun 24, 2010 10:33:11 am PDT #23736 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

B&M Brick

That's a very unfortunate name for any food product.


Scrappy - Jun 24, 2010 10:33:49 am PDT #23737 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

When my bro lived in Luxembourg, he made everyone who visited bring brownie mix. They had an ex-pat shop there, but it catered to Brits.

Now he's lived in the Netherlands long enough that he doesn't miss any USA-type food.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2010 10:35:04 am PDT #23738 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

don't judge, it was a gift

Hell, I stay at Sandals too. I do encourage people to try non-chain hotels, but I will definitely say we can do all inclusive and there's no shame in that too--as long as you don't mistake it for the island as a whole.