I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Matt H - Dec 04, 2009 7:29:26 am PST #2367 of 30000
Musikalicen Opfer

he can, will, and has dealt with me at some truly less than pleasant physical moments.

And you've done the same for me. It's what makes it work - the whole 'in good times and bad' thing.

Plus, the cuteness thing doesn't go away when you're sick. IJS.


smonster - Dec 04, 2009 7:33:30 am PST #2368 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Vortex, insent to gmail.


Connie Neil - Dec 04, 2009 7:37:39 am PST #2369 of 30000
brillig

"in sickness and in sickness"

Hubby and I often say we're quite ready for the "health" and "better" portion of the vows to kick in again.


Lee - Dec 04, 2009 7:58:09 am PST #2370 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Plus, the cuteness thing doesn't go away when you're sick. IJS.

awwwww.


Shir - Dec 04, 2009 8:51:44 am PST #2371 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Ello, Bitches.

It's been a long and busy week, and it's the first time in 3 days I'm diving into Bitches. Which means, skipped 400+ posts.

Happy birthdays and ~mas to those who need it. How are my favorite persons in the whole WWW?

(I'm speaking with Seska now, but nevertheless, I'm super excited for the chance of seeing her this month! A real F2F!).


omnis_audis - Dec 04, 2009 9:20:47 am PST #2372 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

what the video one wasn't good enough?? Hmph.

Today is opening. Hopefully I get to sleep in for the next TWO DAYS! :: crosses fingers ::

IOinsomniaN - last night, I was watching Netflix streaming, trying to dull the brain to fall asleep. And had Penn & Teller BS show, Insomnia episode playing... which put me to SLEEP! Amazing, no? Certainly funny. Love how life has it's own ironies.

OK, back to rehearsal. For a remount, you'd think the sound effects would have been hashed out 5 years ago.


ChiKat - Dec 04, 2009 9:23:49 am PST #2373 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Plus, the cuteness thing doesn't go away when you're sick. IJS.

That made my heart all melty.


Scrappy - Dec 04, 2009 9:56:18 am PST #2374 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

As a coda to my digestive follies the other day, I'd like to mention that I got these [link] pajamas.

In looking for PJs online, it was mind-blowing to discover that one can, if one is of a mind to, buy cotton flannel pajamas for $280. WTF?


Polter-Cow - Dec 04, 2009 9:59:35 am PST #2375 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aw, those are adorable.

I just wear scrubs I got from my uncle many years ago.


smonster - Dec 04, 2009 10:58:01 am PST #2376 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

As a coda to my digestive follies the other day, I'd like to mention that I got these [link] pajamas.

MAMA WANT. I've had the same snowflake fleece pjs from Gap for the last ten years... I wonder if it's too late to put those on my Xmas list? Technically mine are still serviceable, but... ten years! TEN YEARS! Ten YEARS! TEN years! t /piven in GPB

It used to be a tradition that we got pjs for Xmas. One year my mom, sister, and I all got powder blue floral flannel longjohns, complete with butt flap. There's photo evidence somewhere.