And P-C, I'm glad to see your sister can be more or less reasonable once she's calmed down, and that you were able to talk to your dad and there was no drama. I hope you feel proud of how well you're handling all this.
My mom just called and left me a message. The reason she was calling was that there was a free Redbox code on Facebook good for today, and if I was interested, I could call her back.
Either we've moved into "Let's pretend it never happened and talk about trivial matters" phase or the passive-aggressive "You clearly don't want to talk to me so I'm sorry to bother you with my voice but if you can make time in your busy schedule you can call me back" phase.
...Oh, who am I kidding, we are always in that phase.
I think it was Sox who wanted to make a game where you play a parent trying to control one or more kids, and name it "You Never Call."
I am exhausted, and I still have a few more hours stuck in ATL, and a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to go.
Ugh.
I hope you brought your DS, Sean. Or a laptop full of movies and games. Or a hooker and a kilo of cocaine. Or vodka and Vicodin. Any one of the classic time wasters, really.
I know you aren't going to Shanghai, but you want me to see if I can put a body into the convection microwave oven for you?
I hope you brought your DS, Sean. Or a laptop full of movies and games. Or a hooker and a kilo of cocaine. Or vodka and Vicodin. Any one of the classic time wasters, really.
I don't think the TSA lets you carry-on hookers anymore, I'm not even sure you can check them.
You can if they fit into a 1-qt bag.
My plan is to get the sleep I didn't get last night on the flight to Venice. Which is a good plan, since we'll be arriving at 8:00 am.
OMG, y'all. I am so sorry for you, that you did not get to eat any of this salad I just had for lunch. Fancy mixed greens, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes, pepper jack cheese, cottage cheese, ranch dressing, and jalepeno & cheddar potato chips crunched up over the top. I am a salad making genius.
Sean, best wishes on that sleep. And the rest of your trip, too.