I think it was Sox who wanted to make a game where you play a parent trying to control one or more kids, and name it "You Never Call."
'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I am exhausted, and I still have a few more hours stuck in ATL, and a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to go.
Ugh.
I hope you brought your DS, Sean. Or a laptop full of movies and games. Or a hooker and a kilo of cocaine. Or vodka and Vicodin. Any one of the classic time wasters, really.
I know you aren't going to Shanghai, but you want me to see if I can put a body into the convection microwave oven for you?
I hope you brought your DS, Sean. Or a laptop full of movies and games. Or a hooker and a kilo of cocaine. Or vodka and Vicodin. Any one of the classic time wasters, really.
I don't think the TSA lets you carry-on hookers anymore, I'm not even sure you can check them.
You can if they fit into a 1-qt bag.
My plan is to get the sleep I didn't get last night on the flight to Venice. Which is a good plan, since we'll be arriving at 8:00 am.
OMG, y'all. I am so sorry for you, that you did not get to eat any of this salad I just had for lunch. Fancy mixed greens, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, grapes, pepper jack cheese, cottage cheese, ranch dressing, and jalepeno & cheddar potato chips crunched up over the top. I am a salad making genius.
Sean, best wishes on that sleep. And the rest of your trip, too.
I've heard that the best thing for that kind of massive jet lag is to eat on schedule for whatever time zone you're in. Good thing you're going to Italy!!
I am massively jealous of the whole trip. I hope you have a fantastic time!