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smonster - Jun 17, 2010 6:55:06 am PDT #22922 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

We're not allowed to ride on sidewalks here except on campus, but of course people do. My favorite are the people who ride at night without a helmet wearing dark clothes and headphones.

I've had bicyclists on the sidewalk swear at me for making a right turn when they're in full pedal and apparently have no intention of stopping.

I've been cut off and nearly clipped more times than I can count. It happened at least once a day when I biked to work, which was only a two mile ride.


Calli - Jun 17, 2010 6:57:57 am PDT #22923 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We have bike lanes and sidewalks in many sections of my town. When I'm biking I often have to go around people walking and jogging in the bike lane. And when I'm walking or jogging, I frequently have to dodge bikers on the sidewalk. We have carefully delineated spaces for each, people! They're marked with words and icons. If you don't like jogging on concrete then write to your alderman about upgrading the sidewalk, but get the hell out of my way while you do it. And bikers, when there's a perfectly good bike lane there stay the hell off the sidewalk.

Honestly, people.


sj - Jun 17, 2010 6:59:01 am PDT #22924 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Cass!!!


brenda m - Jun 17, 2010 6:59:15 am PDT #22925 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cyclists not riding on sidewalks makes me nuts

Riding on sidewalks or not riding on sidewalks. It pisses me off when they do ride on the sidewalk, for the most part.


lisah - Jun 17, 2010 7:04:55 am PDT #22926 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

It pisses me off when they do ride on the sidewalk, for the most part.

Sorry, that's what I meant! They've got "walk" right in the word, not "ride!"


smonster - Jun 17, 2010 7:05:36 am PDT #22927 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Random pet peeve - people who open a door and don't check to see if anyone's behind them and needs it held. RUDE.

And another - we just got a new voicemail system and now there aren't "new" messages, there are "unread" messages. WTFF?


Volans - Jun 17, 2010 7:08:56 am PDT #22928 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Happy birthday, Cass!


beekaytee - Jun 17, 2010 7:11:03 am PDT #22929 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Really you need to consider yourself to be part of traffic and take your lane. Unfortunately too many drivers are ignorant of the fact that bicyclists have the right to do this.

This is the thing. And here I go sounding like my grandmother but really, when I was young, we were taught that a bicycle is a vehicle and must adhere to the appropriate laws and behaviors.

I want to sue for breach of the social contract.

I swear, we are all going to hell in a flaming handbasket...but then, Nature willl win, so shrug.


Shir - Jun 17, 2010 7:16:27 am PDT #22930 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Connie, I'm sorry to hear about the accident.

Happy birthdays to Cass and to everyone else I've missed!

It took a certain someone in the end of one of my classes today a while to let go of my presence. About 30 minutes, to be exact, of "wait, where are you going now? Come with us! Stick around for a little bit longer!", as if I'm a kind of a safety blanket. I don't think he wants me or anything like it, but I was all melt by the "awww, he must be really liking me!" feeling. So yeah, yay for good guys, too.

BTW - if anyone here doesn't know, here is my Twitter account: [link] I'll still update there during the great gray-out.


Toddson - Jun 17, 2010 7:17:41 am PDT #22931 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

What scares me - not for myself - are the parents who are bicycling in rush hour traffic with a child in a little trailer thing hitched to the back of their cycle. The kid's invisible to drivers. argh