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tommyrot - Jun 17, 2010 6:45:36 am PDT #22916 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Them, along with the cyclist tearing down the sidewalks, even when there is a perfectly good bike lane available...feh.

Yeah. I'm so tempted to yell at them when I see cyclists doing that. "There's a perfectly good bike line five feet to your left!"

At least cities like Chicago are adding lots of bike lanes these days....


smonster - Jun 17, 2010 6:46:08 am PDT #22917 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And the bad thing about cyclists who bike crazy, beside the getting hurt thing, is that some jerk drivers retaliate against other perfectly innocent cyclists. Lord, I've had some nasty close calls.


Connie Neil - Jun 17, 2010 6:46:45 am PDT #22918 of 30000
brillig

I've had bicyclists on the sidewalk swear at me for making a right turn when they're in full pedal and apparently have no intention of stopping.


lisah - Jun 17, 2010 6:47:58 am PDT #22919 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I actually love riding in the city, despite the dangers. I find it exhilarating!

Cyclists riding on sidewalks makes me nuts and cyclists not wearing helmets makes me super nuts. Oh the worst is parents on bikes with kids on the back where the kid is wearing a helmet and the parent is not. What's going to happen if you fall and are knocked unconscious, moron? What's going to happen to your strapped in behelmeted kid then??? Plus it's modeling bad behavior.

so if there's no bike lane your only choice is to be dangerously close to traffic.

Really you need to consider yourself to be part of traffic and take your lane. Unfortunately too many drivers are ignorant of the fact that bicyclists have the right to do this.


lisah - Jun 17, 2010 6:50:22 am PDT #22920 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

At least cities like Chicago are adding lots of bike lanes these days....

Chicago has great bike lines! But many rude bicyclists, in my experience. You need to call out what you're doing, like saying "on your left" when you're passing so that your fellow cyclists know what you're going to do!!

Baltimore is getting more and more bike friendly. It has a looooong way to go but it's definitely headed in the right direction.


Vortex - Jun 17, 2010 6:53:16 am PDT #22921 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I've had bicyclists on the sidewalk swear at me for making a right turn when they're in full pedal and apparently have no intention of stopping.

Oh yes. I cannot tell you the last time I saw a bicyclist obey a stop sign or red light if there was no oncoming traffic. My route to work used to include a right turn with a very short light into a busy crosswalk, often used by bicyclists. The crosswalk direction was at the bottom of a small hill, so bicyclists liked to cruise down the hill and into the intersection. I was making the turn on a green light and a bicyclist who was cruising down the sidewalk about 50 feet back blew an air horn at me. I made the turn, forcing him to stop. When I was at the stoplight he actually had the nerve to come up to my car and start yelling at me. I rolled down my window and said "when you are IN the crosswalk I will yield to you, but I will be damned if I'm going to stop for when you're not even at the curb!"


smonster - Jun 17, 2010 6:55:06 am PDT #22922 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

We're not allowed to ride on sidewalks here except on campus, but of course people do. My favorite are the people who ride at night without a helmet wearing dark clothes and headphones.

I've had bicyclists on the sidewalk swear at me for making a right turn when they're in full pedal and apparently have no intention of stopping.

I've been cut off and nearly clipped more times than I can count. It happened at least once a day when I biked to work, which was only a two mile ride.


Calli - Jun 17, 2010 6:57:57 am PDT #22923 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We have bike lanes and sidewalks in many sections of my town. When I'm biking I often have to go around people walking and jogging in the bike lane. And when I'm walking or jogging, I frequently have to dodge bikers on the sidewalk. We have carefully delineated spaces for each, people! They're marked with words and icons. If you don't like jogging on concrete then write to your alderman about upgrading the sidewalk, but get the hell out of my way while you do it. And bikers, when there's a perfectly good bike lane there stay the hell off the sidewalk.

Honestly, people.


sj - Jun 17, 2010 6:59:01 am PDT #22924 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Cass!!!


brenda m - Jun 17, 2010 6:59:15 am PDT #22925 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cyclists not riding on sidewalks makes me nuts

Riding on sidewalks or not riding on sidewalks. It pisses me off when they do ride on the sidewalk, for the most part.