Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.

Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2010 10:11:27 am PDT #22587 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What DJ said.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 10:12:19 am PDT #22588 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

But these days I often see a line come to a standstill because someone's more interested in their cellphone conversation than their transaction.


Cass - Jun 15, 2010 10:13:43 am PDT #22589 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

There is a FIRE FESTIVAL!??!!???

I thought of you. And Jilli. And wondered why you weren't there.

I want to know the same thing. No one tell Pete about this and maybe we can go next year. We'll say it's ... a cultural trip?

Fire pretty.


smonster - Jun 15, 2010 10:13:54 am PDT #22590 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Well, that's a whole 'nother ball of wax. Some places now have signs that they won't serve you unless you have ended your cell phone conversation, which I support.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2010 10:14:09 am PDT #22591 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hmm. I think of "checkout politeness" as asking "did you find everything?" while in the act of scanning my stuff. And then no more chit-chat. They can say "have a nice day" at the end if they like, and I won't gut them for it.

Which is why I use self-checkout and/or shop on the internet as much as humanly possible.


NoiseDesign - Jun 15, 2010 10:15:03 am PDT #22592 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

But these days I often see a line come to a standstill because someone's more interested in their cellphone conversation than their transaction.

That has happened to me twice in the past 18 hours while in NYC. Get off your fucking phone you fucking self important tool.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 10:15:48 am PDT #22593 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes, Cass, there is a Fire Festival. In Kiev. For those who aren't chicken.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 10:16:13 am PDT #22594 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

But these days I often see a line come to a standstill because someone's more interested in their cellphone conversation than their transaction.

Oh lord yes! Also, retail is often thankless and kind of a beatdown sometimes. Exchanging plesantries with the cashier or counter person helps with that a bit. When I worked retail it was heartening when I told someone to "Have a nice day!" they said "Thanks! You too!" back.


Aims - Jun 15, 2010 10:18:05 am PDT #22595 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When I worked at The Gap and someone came up to the counter with their stuff and was on the phone, I would take it, scan it, fold it, bag it, then wait. And stare at them. And not move a muscle until they got off the phone.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 10:18:32 am PDT #22596 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Fire Festival