Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jun 15, 2010 9:47:08 am PDT #22567 of 30000
brillig

Sometimes I connect to people's computers to help them, and I sometimes see odd things. Other times I hear people rapidly closing out of files as I start the connection. Lots of folks use kids' pictures as backgrounds. This guy had a nice picture of Stonehenge. Then I notice the icon next to my cursor: Free Porn Downloads. I give him the benefit of the doubt, then I see the two folders marked X-Rated Videos along with some .wmv files with possibly suggestive names. Interspersed with these are several business files and folders. I was highly amused and quietly moved my cursor away from the highlighted porn icon so as not to incur difficult conversations.

Obviously a very independent contractor who doesn't have to answer to a company IT person as to what's on the work computer.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2010 9:51:16 am PDT #22568 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I had a discussion with a cashier in Kroger about the milk I was buying. Granted I got some good information out of it.


Aims - Jun 15, 2010 9:52:30 am PDT #22569 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Let's not forget what happens when Aimee goes to the grocery store.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 9:53:08 am PDT #22570 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

She flips off the cashier!

ETA: See *that* might be considered rude anywhere.


Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2010 9:53:13 am PDT #22571 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You bring a camel?


Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2010 9:57:49 am PDT #22572 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now if only my fellow shoppers would learn how to fucking USE THEM, I'd be golden.

Given that it seems like waaaayyyy too many people haven't figured out how to use ATMs (including a friend who always loses his card because he's used to the machines that give you the card back right away and the other types confuse him), I hold out little hope of them mastering the self-checkout kiosk.


Hil R. - Jun 15, 2010 9:58:59 am PDT #22573 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was explicitly taught as a child (like, we had actual discussions about this in school) that, if you're buying something or conducting some other business that requires waiting on a line, and there are people on line behind you, then it's rude to take any more time than just the amount you need to get done whatever you need to do. Standing around chatting with the cashier while there are people behind me waiting to buy things just feels so wrong.


Miracleman - Jun 15, 2010 9:59:44 am PDT #22574 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Self check-out:

"Lady, just scan the UPC. The UPC. The fucking...THE BARCODE! No, see, you're just showing the bread to the glass and there's not, like, a camera or a guy in there, it's...there's these lasers and they scan the barco--DON'T STICK YOUR FACE ON THE--! Oh, great. Great, now she's blind. I'm never fucking getting out of here. Where's the express lane?"


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 15, 2010 10:02:56 am PDT #22575 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Hil: And that's why I loved New York. People say what they mean and get on with things. It's like a more fun, less passive-aggressive London.


DCJensen - Jun 15, 2010 10:03:08 am PDT #22576 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

The express lane? That's the one with four people lined up with full grocery carts.