Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 9:38:37 am PDT #22561 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

You know, I think I'm just a little sensitive to the cultural stereotype, because the way it's usually portrayed is Stupid Southerner yammering on about unimportant stuff while Important Person With Important Things to Do is irritated.


DCJensen - Jun 15, 2010 9:40:23 am PDT #22562 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Give me self-serve kiosks and security lines where everyone knows the drill. Oh, and free wireless. But that's not really part of this point.

Oh, but it could be! They should offer it, just no offline instructions. Then, if you can't figure out free wireless, you can't have it.


Dana - Jun 15, 2010 9:43:48 am PDT #22563 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You know, I think I'm just a little sensitive to the cultural stereotype, because the way it's usually portrayed is Stupid Southerner yammering on about unimportant stuff while Important Person With Important Things to Do is irritated.

Yep. Me too. Though I'm in an irritable mood today.


Kathy A - Jun 15, 2010 9:44:07 am PDT #22564 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember when my brother's girlfriend flew from New Jersey to Illinois to meet the family. She'd never been to the Midwest before, and was blown away when the moneytaker at the parking garage wished us a Merry Christmas. She thought it might be a fluke, but then it happened again at the toll booth, and later at the grocery store, and she was convinced that all midwesterners were the nicest people on Earth.


Hil R. - Jun 15, 2010 9:44:26 am PDT #22565 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You know, I think I'm just a little sensitive to the cultural stereotype, because the way it's usually portrayed is Stupid Southerner yammering on about unimportant stuff while Important Person With Important Things to Do is irritated.

And on the opposite side, anyone who tries to just get in, get out, and get on with life is a typical rude New Yorker.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 9:46:01 am PDT #22566 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Which, I don't think is going on here, let me clarify. I think there are plenty of people here with people aversion that I don't think that particular stereotype is what they're talking about.

She says as a person who once upon a time could not order for herself at freaking McDonald's.


Connie Neil - Jun 15, 2010 9:47:08 am PDT #22567 of 30000
brillig

Sometimes I connect to people's computers to help them, and I sometimes see odd things. Other times I hear people rapidly closing out of files as I start the connection. Lots of folks use kids' pictures as backgrounds. This guy had a nice picture of Stonehenge. Then I notice the icon next to my cursor: Free Porn Downloads. I give him the benefit of the doubt, then I see the two folders marked X-Rated Videos along with some .wmv files with possibly suggestive names. Interspersed with these are several business files and folders. I was highly amused and quietly moved my cursor away from the highlighted porn icon so as not to incur difficult conversations.

Obviously a very independent contractor who doesn't have to answer to a company IT person as to what's on the work computer.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2010 9:51:16 am PDT #22568 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I had a discussion with a cashier in Kroger about the milk I was buying. Granted I got some good information out of it.


Aims - Jun 15, 2010 9:52:30 am PDT #22569 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Let's not forget what happens when Aimee goes to the grocery store.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2010 9:53:08 am PDT #22570 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

She flips off the cashier!

ETA: See *that* might be considered rude anywhere.