Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Dec 02, 2009 7:49:36 pm PST #2248 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I exchange Christmas presents with one of them, but not the other. Is it tacky to bring the gift if I don't know if I'll see her again before christmas?

What are the chances that your non-gifty friend will break away from the lunch before your gifty friend, so that you can do the exchange without having to discuss it with non-gifty friend? ION, I hope your ladyparts decide to start behaving themselves.


Laura - Dec 02, 2009 7:53:38 pm PST #2249 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

(Smonster, do your break up in whatever way is gonna be the most humane means you can sanely manage. It's always gonna be ugly unless it's totally mutual.)

Skipped a bunch, and I am sure there was much excellent advice, but the above it true. Strength ~ma to you my dear. Breakups always suck.

Teppy, that is a most awesome card.

P-C, I am not at all surprised to find that young women that are not in the parent approved category find you desirable. It will happen. And the woman that you desire will happen too. And when it does, and it is mutual, there isn't anything including parents, friends, well anything at all, that will keep you apart at that point.

Aside for Vortex and askye and no doubt others: I am delighted that I got the girly parts, but they can be very annoying.

Thus ends the skip to end and post.


Vortex - Dec 02, 2009 8:08:07 pm PST #2250 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Aside for Vortex and askye and no doubt others: I am delighted that I got the girly parts, but they can be very annoying.

yes, they do have their upside *cough* multipleorgams *cough*, but right now, they are ON THE LIST.


billytea - Dec 02, 2009 8:44:41 pm PST #2251 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

yes, they do have their upside *cough* multipleorgams *cough*

Having never experienced these for myself, I tend to imagine them as the Teletubbies bouncing up and down and crying, "AGAIN! AGAIN!"


WindSparrow - Dec 02, 2009 8:56:50 pm PST #2252 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Having never experienced these for myself, I tend to imagine them as the Teletubbies bouncing up and down and crying, "AGAIN! AGAIN!

You know, this mental image would probably be really helpful in an abstinence-only curriculum. Cuz I, for one, am going to have to work hard to expunge it from my brain before ever again having sex.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 02, 2009 11:28:39 pm PST #2253 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Why has David Tennant stopped dyeing his hair? He was on the BBC website on a children's show, in a clip I now can't find. I think it looks quite distinguished, but The Girl thinks it's a mistake for a teen sex symbol such as the gorgeous Tennant. (Yes, when it comes to blokes, I am twelve.)

The next possible potential future wife is an L.A. law student with a British accent. Fingers crossed!

She sounds kind of cool! As does the fannish girl.


WindSparrow - Dec 03, 2009 2:50:21 am PST #2254 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Why has David Tennant stopped dyeing his hair?

I think we need pictures.


WindSparrow - Dec 03, 2009 2:57:36 am PST #2255 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I think we need pictures.

Found one: [link] but you have scroll down half way down the page. Good heavens. It is a good look for him, and I'm sure he of all people can really make it hawt, but he's younger than me, so I can't say I blame him for covering it up most of the time.


Zenkitty - Dec 03, 2009 3:46:16 am PST #2256 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Ah, Vortex. I share your pain. I am astonished that I have any blood left, and am not dead.

Why is this the price for being a human female? Other mammals don't have to deal with this. Next life, I'd like to be a guy, please, gods. Really.


Hil R. - Dec 03, 2009 4:15:09 am PST #2257 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am fed up with trying to deal with getting my letters of recommendation to the universities where I applied. One is ready to go. One needs a signature, and the guy who wrote it has to mail it rather than fax it because apparently the math department at one of the biggest universities in the country does not have a scanner or a fax machine. And the third one is still missing.