So did anyone else marry the first person who asked?
I've had three girlfriends and married two of them. I'm pretty sure I've married everyone who ever wanted to.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
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billytea - Jun 14, 2010 11:57:41 am PDT #22427 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
§ ita § - Jun 14, 2010 12:02:45 pm PDT #22428 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm pretty sure I've married everyone who ever wanted to.
That's a very completist stat.
meara - Jun 14, 2010 12:08:46 pm PDT #22429 of 30000
Other than the occasional shouted-from-stoop "ooh, baby, wanna marry me?", which I don't think really counts, no one has ever asked. And I have not asked. Division by zero batting average, ahoy!
billytea - Jun 14, 2010 12:35:28 pm PDT #22430 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
That's a very completist stat.
I'm thinking of changing my business cards. I'll delete all my qualifications and replace them with "Outlier".
beth b - Jun 14, 2010 12:53:44 pm PDT #22431 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Congratulations Connie and DH
Hil R. - Jun 14, 2010 12:54:16 pm PDT #22432 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm getting panicky. Do not like this. And there's nothing I can actually do, because everything that's stressing me out is now at a point where either I need to wait for someone else to do something, or I just need to wait a few days until when the next thing can happen.
askye - Jun 14, 2010 1:34:02 pm PDT #22433 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
I've never been proposed to. Although the mom of 1 of my serious boyfriends referred to me as her Future Daughter in Law.
...also the mom of a guy was kinda seeing thought I should get hitched to her son. Except he wasn't that into me.
SLNRLBF and I have talked about marriage -- actually if things were a bit different in his life he's pretty sure he would have proposed the first time we met. And I would have said yes.
Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2010 1:37:32 pm PDT #22434 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So, this is on-topic, but not pleasant, since when has any talk of marriage regarding me been pleasant.
I sent an e-mail last night.
My mom just responded.
javachik - Jun 14, 2010 1:47:16 pm PDT #22435 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Oh P-C. I am so proud and happy that you wrote that letter, and I am so sorry about her response. It's just such world's apart from your perspective and your life. It just sucks so much.
Anne W. - Jun 14, 2010 1:48:50 pm PDT #22436 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I have never been proposed to, but I did break up with someone I strongly suspect was about to (nice guy, but clearly on a Wife Hunt, and I met the right criteria).
Edited to add: {{{PC}}}