You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Jun 14, 2010 11:20:55 am PDT #22422 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

aw ... so many happy stories! congratulations to all those who married the right person (whether they were the first to ask or not).

I was proposed to once ... I said yes. Then I regained my sanity (and sense of self-preservation).


Kate P. - Jun 14, 2010 11:26:24 am PDT #22423 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Sweet zombie Jesus, Zen. That is a horrifying story.


NoiseDesign - Jun 14, 2010 11:27:46 am PDT #22424 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I found the right person due to this community. Still in our first year of marriage but consider that I didn't ever really plan to get married at all. When it is the right one then it just is the right one.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 14, 2010 11:49:47 am PDT #22425 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And maybe *I'll* ask.

Whoo hoo! I highly recommend!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 14, 2010 11:53:31 am PDT #22426 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I take great comfort in the fact that no one has ever asked me to marry them, and if things go according to plan, no one ever will. (I asked The Girl. Repeatedly. Including one serious 'keep ignoring this question and you will not get asked it anymore' proposal involving a very romantic picnic on Clapham Common with a treasure hunt to get her there. She then pretended, for the most painful five minutes of my life, that she didn't have a ring to give me in return for the one I gave her. Fortunately, she produced one before I could kill her with a fork.)


billytea - Jun 14, 2010 11:57:41 am PDT #22427 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So did anyone else marry the first person who asked?

I've had three girlfriends and married two of them. I'm pretty sure I've married everyone who ever wanted to.


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2010 12:02:45 pm PDT #22428 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm pretty sure I've married everyone who ever wanted to.

That's a very completist stat.


meara - Jun 14, 2010 12:08:46 pm PDT #22429 of 30000

Other than the occasional shouted-from-stoop "ooh, baby, wanna marry me?", which I don't think really counts, no one has ever asked. And I have not asked. Division by zero batting average, ahoy!


billytea - Jun 14, 2010 12:35:28 pm PDT #22430 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's a very completist stat.

I'm thinking of changing my business cards. I'll delete all my qualifications and replace them with "Outlier".


beth b - Jun 14, 2010 12:53:44 pm PDT #22431 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Congratulations Connie and DH