Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 10, 2010 12:49:00 pm PDT #22019 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it." ~ Virginia Woolf


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2010 12:52:39 pm PDT #22020 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it." ~ Virginia Woolf

I sorta' see the book of Job as saying, "You wonder why God lets bad things happen to good people? You might be better off not knowing."


erikaj - Jun 10, 2010 12:54:07 pm PDT #22021 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I love the LunaPanties with the pad in...they don't move when I do. And, wrod, on Job, although during some of my melodramatic depressed periods, I thought we were soul brothers. Then, verily, I got over myself. And it was good.


Toddson - Jun 10, 2010 1:08:49 pm PDT #22022 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So glad I don't need tampons, etc., any more. And just think - that's one thing God didn't inflict on Job.


Jessica - Jun 10, 2010 1:11:28 pm PDT #22023 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

One section of it went through a Hasidic neighborhood, and some people there were just furious at all these people in exercise clothes coming through.

That was the official reason - in practice there were more people pissed that they could no longer triple-park their minivans on that block.

(I hate to make broad sweeping generalizations, but NOBODY IN BROOKLYN KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE. So many of my borough's problems would be solved if people would just learn how to parallel park.)


sj - Jun 10, 2010 1:21:19 pm PDT #22024 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Sean))) Let me join you in the hating everyone category.


erikaj - Jun 10, 2010 1:31:28 pm PDT #22025 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I could bring my nailgun and fill in at the Ministry, Sean. It's better to do a hit when you're not too passionate about it.


Shir - Jun 10, 2010 1:32:01 pm PDT #22026 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thank you all for your comments and support tonight. While I won't avoid the street (because I can't see how I'll be able to avoid that street - again, one of the main streets of Jerusalem), I'm trying to think of way to make it right. I'm thinking of finding a way to address the heads of the Yeshivas on that street, to see if we can get the message through them - they're the authority for these lads, and a head of a Yeshiva would never tell his students to do what these guys did to me. That's the only thing I thought of that might work.

And just so we'll be clear: I don't hate those guys. I really don't. I don't understand them and they're annoying as hell, but I don't hate them. Don't know why, I just don't. So-called leaders of my country who send my friends to die in vain, however, is another story.

And Sean? we love you. {{{}}}

Night, Bitches.


Toddson - Jun 10, 2010 1:37:19 pm PDT #22027 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Shir, whoever you go to you might point out that at some point this is either going to escalate or, even at this level, someone's going to be seriously hurt. Not to minimize your injuries, because I know you're hurting, but it's possible that someone else could be hurt to the point they couldn't walk away.


Volans - Jun 10, 2010 1:47:02 pm PDT #22028 of 30000
move out and draw fire

wish I could video tape it. Cause it's not always just, "Hey Baby." it's a whole string of "Heybabyyoursobeautiful.HeyheyIknowyouhearme.Whatyouwonttalktome? FUCK YOU BITCH!"

Or my favorite to date, "HeybabyIwannaeatyourpanties"

Yeah, that's flattering and respectful.

(I'm pretty sure the guy was drunk, FWIW). And he was too far away for me to beat up.

{{{Sean}}}