Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Jun 10, 2010 11:12:10 am PDT #21975 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I interrupt what appears to be a hateful day for my fellow Buffistae (hugs to y'all) with a shoe post!

  • Cute ruffle flat (these I'm buying) >[link]
  • I was pushing the Add to Cart on these when they sold out of my size :( Do you think the gunmetal color is too much? I would be wearing them with jeans... >[link]
  • I'm not sure if I love these or not... >[link]


Jessica - Jun 10, 2010 11:13:07 am PDT #21976 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have (*checks pockets*) two quid to go towards that.

The one in NZ says "open to offers." I could make an offer! 20 bucks!


Shir - Jun 10, 2010 11:13:50 am PDT #21977 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Buffista Island!

You know, as the initiative, supportive group we are, I started wondering how come we're not getting anywhere with it. People sucked way before I got attacked.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2010 11:14:18 am PDT #21978 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The one in NZ says "open to offers." I could make an offer! 20 bucks!

25!

Wait, maybe we should not bid against each other and pool our resources. How could they refuse an offer of $45?


Toddson - Jun 10, 2010 11:15:17 am PDT #21979 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Hey, I got my local tax refund! I can contribute $71 and change!


Shir - Jun 10, 2010 11:19:09 am PDT #21980 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm willing to put my provident fund on it.

Also, I took pictures of the bruises and scratches before I took the shower, in case I'll need it for future evidence. I'm calling this set "Cleavage and Punishment".


Toddson - Jun 10, 2010 11:24:49 am PDT #21981 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Shir, first of all that's disgraceful. Are you supposed to go around town in a burqua or something? Second, a number of the Hollaback sites (we have one for DC) let you post photos of offenders - maybe if women started making these guys' faces public it might discourage them ... at least from causing actual physical injury.


Atropa - Jun 10, 2010 11:26:07 am PDT #21982 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Ooh, here's one in Middle Earth - er, I mean New Zealand

Wait, doesn't New Zealand have GIANT SPIDERS? If so, I'm voting against Buffista Island being there.


Jessica - Jun 10, 2010 11:26:42 am PDT #21983 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nah, that's Australia. New Zealand just has hobbits.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2010 11:26:53 am PDT #21984 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wait, doesn't New Zealand have GIANT SPIDERS?

They were all eaten by the giant flying dragons.