You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!

Spike ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2010 2:02:45 pm PDT #21393 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK. This place is sorta kinda a little bit neater.

Maybe I'll Freecycle my grocery bag cart. Possibly my immersion blender, too -- I almost never use it, because the blades aren't sharp enough to blend any of the stuff I want to blend, and cleaning it is a pain.


Atropa - Jun 04, 2010 2:05:08 pm PDT #21394 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, does Pete want to give lessons to TCG on how to deal with a sick, cranky woman?

Heh. I'll tell him he needs to do so.

Brewing a pot of tea and rummaging in a cupboard to find some magazines should NOT make me this tired, dammit.


smonster - Jun 04, 2010 2:17:05 pm PDT #21395 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Frankie just told me he needs to go to the dog park. I just wish he'd found a way to communicate other than chewing up a sandal!


Strix - Jun 04, 2010 2:22:17 pm PDT #21396 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a mini food processor on my Target registry, and I reeeaaallly hope one of my girlfriend's gets it for me.

I am having an after-the-fact bachelorette thing that is a weekend at my friend's lovely house in the Ozarks, all girls. I did a Target registry, instead of lingerie, cause I've got tons of that. It's at the end of June, and I am really looking forward to spending the weekend drinking coffee on her wraparound deck in the country, watching hummingbirds, noshing and drinking and splashing in the spring-fed river, giggling and drinking, relaxing and drinking...

And prezzies? And my best girlfriends? Too much fun.


omnis_audis - Jun 04, 2010 2:46:05 pm PDT #21397 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Jilli, if that made you tired, you really need to set a spell and not do anything. It's your bodies way of saying "I need all energy to fight this thing!" With that, get better soon, k?


omnis_audis - Jun 04, 2010 3:36:01 pm PDT #21398 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

P-C, maybe you should link this article to your mother (unless things have died down enough that you do not want to re-open a can of worms): Interracial marriages at an all-time high


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2010 3:38:35 pm PDT #21399 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I want a beach.

I think I hit some kind of sensory overload with my ankle. I can't put on the brace or ice or TENS, because anything touching it is just setting off this skin-crawling "no more touching!" response.


NoiseDesign - Jun 04, 2010 4:23:49 pm PDT #21400 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Parts of my family are like an episode of Jerry Springer.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2010 4:37:52 pm PDT #21401 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I want to go surfing. Maybe surf kayaking would be better, since I'm pretty sure that I'd dislocate my entire foot if I tried to balance on a surfboard right now. Or boogie boarding.

I think my brain still hasn't quite accepted that I'm not a kid anymore and can't spend the entire summer in the ocean like I used to. But it's been far too long since I've even been swimming.


Laga - Jun 04, 2010 4:39:15 pm PDT #21402 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sam Adams new IPA is teh yum