Frankie just told me he needs to go to the dog park. I just wish he'd found a way to communicate other than chewing up a sandal!
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I have a mini food processor on my Target registry, and I reeeaaallly hope one of my girlfriend's gets it for me.
I am having an after-the-fact bachelorette thing that is a weekend at my friend's lovely house in the Ozarks, all girls. I did a Target registry, instead of lingerie, cause I've got tons of that. It's at the end of June, and I am really looking forward to spending the weekend drinking coffee on her wraparound deck in the country, watching hummingbirds, noshing and drinking and splashing in the spring-fed river, giggling and drinking, relaxing and drinking...
And prezzies? And my best girlfriends? Too much fun.
Jilli, if that made you tired, you really need to set a spell and not do anything. It's your bodies way of saying "I need all energy to fight this thing!" With that, get better soon, k?
P-C, maybe you should link this article to your mother (unless things have died down enough that you do not want to re-open a can of worms): Interracial marriages at an all-time high
I want a beach.
I think I hit some kind of sensory overload with my ankle. I can't put on the brace or ice or TENS, because anything touching it is just setting off this skin-crawling "no more touching!" response.
Parts of my family are like an episode of Jerry Springer.
I want to go surfing. Maybe surf kayaking would be better, since I'm pretty sure that I'd dislocate my entire foot if I tried to balance on a surfboard right now. Or boogie boarding.
I think my brain still hasn't quite accepted that I'm not a kid anymore and can't spend the entire summer in the ocean like I used to. But it's been far too long since I've even been swimming.
Sam Adams new IPA is teh yum
Parts of my family are like an episode of Jerry Springer.
Sometimes that's the hardest part of being related to people. You have my sympathies.
Sam Adams new IPA is teh yum
Sam Adams is my mayor. I was trying to figure out what political assistant position an IPA was...
I need beer.