Laura, tell him if he keeps hitting the Enter key on his computer it will go faster.
I just made it rain by spraying Roundup. For my next tricks, I will water and leave my umbrella in the car. It's an absolute frog-strangler out there, too, and graphically illustrating my drainage problems.
I'm loading software onto a Windows 7 machine while working on an XP machine. It's kind of like rubbing your tummy while patting your head.
Do keyboards have Del keys anymore? Totally tell him it's for Deliver.
Dear Dr. Air O'Gant,
We have two speeds; if you don't like this one, you ain't gonna like the other. So shut your cakehole.
No love,
us
Dear Dr. Air O'Gant
K in the office will use this rename.
Thanks all, I suspected you had dealt with him before.
Happy birthday, Ellie!
Pete's other way of dealing with me when I am sickly: surprising me with movies and books. I now have the new Wolfman movie on Blu-Ray, and the Neil Gaiman & Charles Vess book
Instructions.
Matt, much ~ma for your father.
Jilli, that's a... yeah, really sweet.
I'm sort of cleaning. I'm too achy to really move much, so I'm looking around and trying to decide what to Freecycle. So far, the only thing I've found is an electric keyboard from about 1990.
Trader Joe's has guacamole hummus, which is THE BEST THING EVER. Seriously. Best combination since peanut butter and chocolate.
Whoooooa. I may have to try that.
SO GOOD. And healthy and shit.