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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Dec 01, 2009 3:05:42 pm PST #2129 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

So today's wonderful daycare story was that instead of napping, Dylan took off his socks and stuffed them so far into his mouth that he threw up all over himself.

His teachers are getting SOLID GOLD CHRISTMAS PRESENTS this year, I'm telling you.


Sparky1 - Dec 01, 2009 3:21:53 pm PST #2130 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

it was weird to me that i was being asked to ask my child to keep *the truth* to herself.

I just had this conversation with someone - a very good friend, who believes in God, while I am an atheist. I'd told her I hoped to approach the Santa question like a religious belief question, IOW, try to teach her to respect someone else's beliefs, even if she thought them false. It suddenly struck my friend that for me, God is just as much a story as Santa.

Goodness, Jessica. No words.


Cashmere - Dec 01, 2009 3:25:40 pm PST #2131 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Stephanie, our friends are Jewish and are struggling with the preschool lessons on Santa this month. They don't object to Santa but it's tough for them--they don't want her singled out but there is certainly a strong desire for "truth" to win out for them.

My kids are embracing Santa whole heartedly--including Owen picking up the phone to call Santa to inform him that he needs to put Liv on the Naughty List.

Jessica, I'm so glad that's you and not me. It so easily could have been.


Katerina Bee - Dec 01, 2009 3:29:01 pm PST #2132 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

Humiliation: unable to open two jars, Katerina has to go next door and ask the burly man of the house if he will do it for her.... oh yes, I am having me a power day over here.

Excitation: I am hoping most vigorously that the February Artist Guy will continue to be a flake, for then I shall be showcasing my life's work in felt in the window of The Book Shop in Hayward in February 2010, not November 2012. I am SO excited, you should all be imagining a sort of high-pitched squeeeee of delight emanating from the East Bay.


smonster - Dec 01, 2009 4:09:47 pm PST #2133 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Calli, I hope the rest does your ankle good. And yes, I am back in NC. Got back Sunday, took Monday off.

Please keep us posted on your BiL.

Can't read the whitefont on my iPhone, so I can only imagine...


DavidS - Dec 01, 2009 4:16:16 pm PST #2134 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Stephanie, I think we talked about it here because Emmett was such a late believer about Santa. I think he was in sixth grade, 11 y.o. when he found out. And I think I pushed it there because I felt it might be socially fatally to enter Middle School still believing in Santa Claus.

I think like Mumps it's better to get it out of the way early as Ellie did.

Matilda is in full on Santa mode, though. Then again, she doesn't have a lot of distance from what she's watching on TV and when she gets anxious about a thrilling plot turn she will frequently turn to me and say, "Daddy, I think you should help Skraat now" before Skaraat gets smooshed between two glaciers.

Anyway, I have done my best to foment this lie by buying her the one present she was certain that Santa would bring her for Christmas this year.


-t - Dec 01, 2009 4:18:00 pm PST #2135 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yikes, Jessica. That's, um, creative.

Fingers crossed for exhibiting, Katerina. How exciting!

{{Everyone who is numb or recuperating or injured or otherwise would benefit from hugs}}


Jessica - Dec 01, 2009 4:26:34 pm PST #2136 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I grew up getting "Santa" presents from my Catholic grandparents, but being raised Jewish, it never meant much more to me than a fun way to get extra presents. And I picked up pretty fast that Santa had the same handwriting as my Nana.

We also got Christmas presents on that side of the family from Golo (Grandaddy's giant) and Sven & Olaf (Golo's friends the Norweigen rats), who were and are all much more real to me than Santa ever was.


DCJensen - Dec 01, 2009 4:27:51 pm PST #2137 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

They changed my hours at work last week because they are so short handed. Instead of 11am - 7:30 pm, and missing all the peak traffic times, I am working 10am - 6:30 pm And having to pay attention to the hours of the new "MNPass" carpool-or-pay-or-be-fined lanes.

Blecch.

ION? I got home at 7:30 pm for the first time in almost 4 years tonight.

Oh and I just ate Andi's fresh sweet potato pie and the rest of the cool whip because I tested my glucose and it was 69...a half hour before I remembered to eat something. oops.

Waiting for pie and cool whip to hit my bloodstream, and thinking of a few potato chips to hurry it along.


Katerina Bee - Dec 01, 2009 4:34:00 pm PST #2138 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

I liked thinking of Santa as a benign fiction we older kids could maintain for the little ones, in the name of fun and games. I felt very grown up about that. Of course, I steadfastly ignored the part about how I knew Santa was actually my parents on purpose for a few years. I blame my little sister, because we had so much fun going out on Christmas Eve, looking up in the sky to spot Rudolph's glowing red nose.

Sweet potato pie: (Homer Simpson noise).

Goodnight everyone.