I slept ridiculously late this morning so I'll probably be staying up late tonight.
Hello? Gay now!
Willow ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jun 02, 2010 11:05:31 pm PDT #21182 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2010 12:32:40 am PDT #21183 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I couldn't sleep either but that's because I had to finish this press release.
But now I can go to bed and let Matilda snore in my ear.
Shir - Jun 03, 2010 1:12:35 am PDT #21184 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Sleep~ma, y'all.
OK, wtf? I swear I've had three sips of this drink and can already feel it
Welcome to living in my body, meara. If there's more than 1.5% of alcohol in a drink, it'll know. If it's more than 6-7% of alcohol in a drink, it'll taste horrible. Thank God for the alcopop industry, or I'd stay NGA forever. Either way, I still won't have more than 4-7 alcopopish drinks per year. I figure I use more brandy in my baking than I actually drink.
Hil, I'm trying to find articles for you. It's difficult, since most of it is considered internal discussion ("were we right or wrong"), hence it's in Hebrew.
Ginger - Jun 03, 2010 1:32:43 am PDT #21185 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Dear insomnia fairy: Ptui!
The TMJ therapist says sleeping on my stomach is not good. I am trying to be a good soldier, but I say that not sleeping is also not good.
smonster - Jun 03, 2010 2:48:03 am PDT #21186 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Gritty eyes - check! Actual drunkenish stumbling while walking dog - check! Cold feeling worse again - checkcheck! Strange dream aftertaste in my brain - omgwtfbbqcheck. Hating life - you betcha! Minions!! Bring me coffee by the urn and a selection of breakfast sweets!!!
Minions!
Minions?
...damn.
billytea - Jun 03, 2010 3:16:08 am PDT #21187 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
The TMJ therapist says sleeping on my stomach is not good.
That's one distinctly familiar therapist.
sj - Jun 03, 2010 3:17:32 am PDT #21188 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Passes tea to everyone visited by the insomnia fairy last night
Jilli, I hope you are feeling better soon, but I have to say that I find flu!Jilli very entertaining.
DCJensen - Jun 03, 2010 3:34:26 am PDT #21189 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
"O" used to be a lovely gold-tinged red, and now it is an ugly rusty brown.
I am seriously bummed. "O" was my favoritest lipstick color ever.
I blame the story.
smonster - Jun 03, 2010 4:24:22 am PDT #21190 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I blame the story.
Aroo?
Okay, this is a Venn cross-section so small I'm not sure it contains more Bitches than one (me), but if you
1) Are curious to see clips of the new Kung Fu Karate Kid
2) Want to see Jaden Smith dance and rap
3) Don't totally run screaming from THE BIEBER
here's a link for your morning entertainment. [link]
If you don't fulfill those criteria, well, I did warn you.
DCJensen - Jun 03, 2010 4:28:21 am PDT #21191 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.