Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 2:46:21 pm PDT #21110 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is it send annoying or disturbing email week, and I just missed the memo? Today gave me another overly-familiar, kind of demanding email. First one was to a GCS address, this one was to my FB.


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 2:47:30 pm PDT #21111 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

24, but that test is full of shit; I could snap their little twig necks with my BRAIN.

Trach. Feint for the groin, punch/side chop to the trach. No one can fight if they can't breathe.


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 2:48:27 pm PDT #21112 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Is it send annoying or disturbing email week, and I just missed the memo? Today gave me another overly-familiar, kind of demanding email. First one was to a GCS address, this one was to my FB.

Jilli, I didn't mean to piss you off; I just wanna be your frriiieeenddd.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 2:52:25 pm PDT #21113 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I didn't mean to piss you off; I just wanna be your frriiieeenddd.

Sure, that's what YOU say.

Seriously, the user name "Lazy Plastered" is not going a way to gain my confidence. And for the first vaguely creepy email, telling me that you want me to be your best friend and mentor and you'll tell me anything I want to know about you omg, that's a little ... forward. Yes, let's call it that.


Miracleman - Jun 02, 2010 2:54:42 pm PDT #21114 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My car? Fixed. I am currently posting from class, to which I drove myself in my newly fixed car.

So. Relieved.


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 2:55:30 pm PDT #21115 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

:sobs:

Does this mean you WON'T be my best friend and mentor? I can change my username to Lethargic Drunk!


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 2:55:55 pm PDT #21116 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

YAY CAR.


Miracleman - Jun 02, 2010 2:56:13 pm PDT #21117 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sure, go ahead.

You...weren't talking to me, were you, Erin?


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 3:00:27 pm PDT #21118 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am always talking about you, MM.

Like now. I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST FRIEND AND MENTOR.

Now that your car works.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 3:00:35 pm PDT #21119 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Does this mean you WON'T be my best friend and mentor? I can change my username to Lethargic Drunk!

Bring me cupcakes and sparkly things and absinthe, and we'll talk about it.

Yay car for MM!