Bye, now. Have good sex.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 2:52:25 pm PDT #21113 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I didn't mean to piss you off; I just wanna be your frriiieeenddd.

Sure, that's what YOU say.

Seriously, the user name "Lazy Plastered" is not going a way to gain my confidence. And for the first vaguely creepy email, telling me that you want me to be your best friend and mentor and you'll tell me anything I want to know about you omg, that's a little ... forward. Yes, let's call it that.


Miracleman - Jun 02, 2010 2:54:42 pm PDT #21114 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My car? Fixed. I am currently posting from class, to which I drove myself in my newly fixed car.

So. Relieved.


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 2:55:30 pm PDT #21115 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

:sobs:

Does this mean you WON'T be my best friend and mentor? I can change my username to Lethargic Drunk!


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 2:55:55 pm PDT #21116 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

YAY CAR.


Miracleman - Jun 02, 2010 2:56:13 pm PDT #21117 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sure, go ahead.

You...weren't talking to me, were you, Erin?


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 3:00:27 pm PDT #21118 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am always talking about you, MM.

Like now. I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST FRIEND AND MENTOR.

Now that your car works.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 3:00:35 pm PDT #21119 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Does this mean you WON'T be my best friend and mentor? I can change my username to Lethargic Drunk!

Bring me cupcakes and sparkly things and absinthe, and we'll talk about it.

Yay car for MM!


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 3:01:56 pm PDT #21120 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

KeWL! I am in yer house, bringing yer sparkly liquorice cupcakes.


WindSparrow - Jun 02, 2010 3:13:59 pm PDT #21121 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I want tomato and cottage cheese. The only question in my mind is, do I want it heated up with pasta and herbs, or do I want cold, salad-y goodness?


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 3:14:53 pm PDT #21122 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Cold. Warmed up cottage cheese doesn't appeal.

But the tomato has to be a good one.