Ow ow ow ankle ow. TENS helped some. Ice helped some. Pain is still at least at 6. (My rough pain scale is 6 = hurts too much to walk, 8 = whimpering even when lying down. Never gotten up to 10. I guess that would be screaming.)
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Hil R. - Jun 02, 2010 1:34:25 pm PDT #21086 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:35:04 pm PDT #21087 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, how tall IS that kid, anyway? You wouldn't need much more.
You go over the head with the round kick and then almost touch down and get them on the way back with the hook kick. Trust me.
I wonder if I got docked for going for the groin shot. Still, I think it's the best first choice. It makes the others easier.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 1:36:49 pm PDT #21088 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I wonder if I got docked for going for the groin shot. Still, I think it's the best first choice. It makes the others easier.
That was my reasoning, too.
Unless he has a Ken doll-like groinal area.
Hmmmm....
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:37:52 pm PDT #21089 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unless he has a Ken doll-like groinal area.
As someone who's taken her share of groin shots, not having family jewels doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It's a good warmup.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 1:39:05 pm PDT #21090 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
As someone who's taken her share of groin shots, not having family jewels doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It's a good warmup.
It wasn't so much a lack of external genitals I was thinking about; it was more just a scary smooth plastic impervious area.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 1:39:32 pm PDT #21091 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Gah, thinking about Justin Bieber's genitals is worse than goatse.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:41:54 pm PDT #21092 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
just a scary smooth plastic impervious area
Those can crack. We have one super groin kicker who used to crack cups and then guys would get their jewels squished into the crevices and it would be worse than just kicked in the nuts. Dedicated application of force, I'm telling you.
I never cracked a cup myself. I just aspired to those heights. My tactic was to flip them aside with my toes and then crush them against the nuts with the next strike.
I mean, if that was sporting, I'd have done it.
Dana - Jun 02, 2010 1:42:32 pm PDT #21093 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You people are all weirdos.
Zenkitty - Jun 02, 2010 1:43:23 pm PDT #21094 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
No, no. There are things worse than goatse, but anything I can kill isn't one of them.
Aims - Jun 02, 2010 1:45:11 pm PDT #21095 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I am currently getting schooled on the Teen Titans.
By a five year old.