Unless he has a Ken doll-like groinal area.
As someone who's taken her share of groin shots, not having family jewels doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It's a good warmup.
Doesn't winter seem more like archiving season?
Willow ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:37:52 pm PDT #21089 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 1:39:05 pm PDT #21090 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
As someone who's taken her share of groin shots, not having family jewels doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It's a good warmup.
It wasn't so much a lack of external genitals I was thinking about; it was more just a scary smooth plastic impervious area.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 1:39:32 pm PDT #21091 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Gah, thinking about Justin Bieber's genitals is worse than goatse.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:41:54 pm PDT #21092 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
just a scary smooth plastic impervious area
Those can crack. We have one super groin kicker who used to crack cups and then guys would get their jewels squished into the crevices and it would be worse than just kicked in the nuts. Dedicated application of force, I'm telling you.
I never cracked a cup myself. I just aspired to those heights. My tactic was to flip them aside with my toes and then crush them against the nuts with the next strike.
I mean, if that was sporting, I'd have done it.
Dana - Jun 02, 2010 1:42:32 pm PDT #21093 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You people are all weirdos.
Zenkitty - Jun 02, 2010 1:43:23 pm PDT #21094 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
No, no. There are things worse than goatse, but anything I can kill isn't one of them.
Aims - Jun 02, 2010 1:45:11 pm PDT #21095 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I am currently getting schooled on the Teen Titans.
By a five year old.
Vortex - Jun 02, 2010 1:46:32 pm PDT #21096 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Teen Titans, GO!!!
Joe must be so proud.
Aims - Jun 02, 2010 1:53:24 pm PDT #21097 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I think that he made Em with his sperm and Teppy's egg cause, and I've said it before, this girl loves Robin like no one I've seen since Tep.
WindSparrow - Jun 02, 2010 1:55:32 pm PDT #21098 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
22.
Do I lose points for hoping to high hell the poor cute wee monster's mother never sees that quiz?