We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - May 29, 2010 8:36:55 am PDT #20801 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

What everyone else has said, -t. I'm so sorry. Whatever you need, just ask.


Sean K - May 29, 2010 9:31:56 am PDT #20802 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, -t. I'm so sorry.


Maria - May 29, 2010 9:37:37 am PDT #20803 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Happy belated birthday, Sean. I hope you had fun last night.


DCJensen - May 29, 2010 9:42:59 am PDT #20804 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

{{{-t}}}


DCJensen - May 29, 2010 9:43:56 am PDT #20805 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

A distraction:

Real life kung-Fu bear


Sean K - May 29, 2010 9:46:59 am PDT #20806 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It seems almost inappropriate to post this now, but I had a really nice little birthday party last night. I knew Pix and megan were going to be there. It was a surprise that some other friends were going to be there too. They fed me nice food and got me very pleasantly drunk on sweet alcoholic drinks. I started with a beer and a shot of glenlivit, then I had lots of cocktails - a long island, a kamikaze, a chocolate drop, a white Russian, I shared a chocotini, there may have been others. And it was a very nice, pleasant drunk. And then I got driven home.

And I'm actually feeling fine right now.

Thank you, pix. You saved my birthday.


Jessica - May 29, 2010 9:48:49 am PDT #20807 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Good news is never inappropriate. I'm glad it was a fun night!

Now I want chocolately booze.


Polter-Cow - May 29, 2010 9:49:01 am PDT #20808 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm glad you had a good birthday, Sean.


smonster - May 29, 2010 9:50:00 am PDT #20809 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sean, I'm so glad you had a nice birthday! Wish I could have been there to celebrate it with you.


javachik - May 29, 2010 9:52:47 am PDT #20810 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, what Jess said! So happy you had a great time. And I am not surprised that Pix made it happen.