No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - May 29, 2010 9:42:59 am PDT #20804 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

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DCJensen - May 29, 2010 9:43:56 am PDT #20805 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

A distraction:

Real life kung-Fu bear


Sean K - May 29, 2010 9:46:59 am PDT #20806 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It seems almost inappropriate to post this now, but I had a really nice little birthday party last night. I knew Pix and megan were going to be there. It was a surprise that some other friends were going to be there too. They fed me nice food and got me very pleasantly drunk on sweet alcoholic drinks. I started with a beer and a shot of glenlivit, then I had lots of cocktails - a long island, a kamikaze, a chocolate drop, a white Russian, I shared a chocotini, there may have been others. And it was a very nice, pleasant drunk. And then I got driven home.

And I'm actually feeling fine right now.

Thank you, pix. You saved my birthday.


Jessica - May 29, 2010 9:48:49 am PDT #20807 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Good news is never inappropriate. I'm glad it was a fun night!

Now I want chocolately booze.


Polter-Cow - May 29, 2010 9:49:01 am PDT #20808 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm glad you had a good birthday, Sean.


smonster - May 29, 2010 9:50:00 am PDT #20809 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sean, I'm so glad you had a nice birthday! Wish I could have been there to celebrate it with you.


javachik - May 29, 2010 9:52:47 am PDT #20810 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, what Jess said! So happy you had a great time. And I am not surprised that Pix made it happen.


Shir - May 29, 2010 9:56:41 am PDT #20811 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm very glad you had fun, Sean. It's great to read so.


omnis_audis - May 29, 2010 10:08:16 am PDT #20812 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

tackle hugs Sean!

Sorry I couldn't be there. Stupid new job working me until 1am.


omnis_audis - May 29, 2010 10:08:36 am PDT #20813 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

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