No power in the 'verse can stop me.

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 28, 2010 1:53:11 pm PDT #20730 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

smonster, if your chest is tight, maybe you need mucinex to loosen up any nastiness in there.

t /notadoctor


smonster - May 28, 2010 2:00:07 pm PDT #20731 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph, the weird thing is that there's nothing in there. Apparently it just FEELS tight.


omnis_audis - May 28, 2010 2:11:26 pm PDT #20732 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I finally got my work ID. I'm at the student bookstore playing with an iPad.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 2:52:42 pm PDT #20733 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Apparently it just FEELS tight.

Clearly it's your fault then and you need to relax. (Kidding! cf., "Hysterical Women, early 20th and late 19th Century.)


smonster - May 28, 2010 3:01:10 pm PDT #20734 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yes, well, I'm aware of how they treated "hysteria" back in the day. And that's all I'm gonna say.

I have now also consumed Americone Dream and FNL is about to start. Could be a lot worse.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:05:10 pm PDT #20735 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have now also consumed Americone Dream and FNL is about to start. Could be a lot worse.

Americone Dream is my favorite Ben and Jerrys. I'm on potato chips and G&T.

You know what's good? Salty potatoes and booze! Yes. Very satisfying.


sj - May 28, 2010 3:09:44 pm PDT #20736 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Smonster, is it possible that it is acid reflux? That can also cause a tight feeling.


smonster - May 28, 2010 3:14:25 pm PDT #20737 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I've never had acid reflux before, but I suppose it could be. Will look it up and see.


Steph L. - May 28, 2010 3:22:54 pm PDT #20738 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have now also consumed Americone Dream

Oh, that's VERY therapeutic! You should feel better in no time!

You can trust me. I'm a professional.


Jessica - May 28, 2010 3:25:02 pm PDT #20739 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hmmm, I should probably take some Americone Dream too. You know, as a preventative measure just in case I feel sick later.