Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:05:10 pm PDT #20735 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have now also consumed Americone Dream and FNL is about to start. Could be a lot worse.

Americone Dream is my favorite Ben and Jerrys. I'm on potato chips and G&T.

You know what's good? Salty potatoes and booze! Yes. Very satisfying.


sj - May 28, 2010 3:09:44 pm PDT #20736 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Smonster, is it possible that it is acid reflux? That can also cause a tight feeling.


smonster - May 28, 2010 3:14:25 pm PDT #20737 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I've never had acid reflux before, but I suppose it could be. Will look it up and see.


Steph L. - May 28, 2010 3:22:54 pm PDT #20738 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have now also consumed Americone Dream

Oh, that's VERY therapeutic! You should feel better in no time!

You can trust me. I'm a professional.


Jessica - May 28, 2010 3:25:02 pm PDT #20739 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hmmm, I should probably take some Americone Dream too. You know, as a preventative measure just in case I feel sick later.


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:30:40 pm PDT #20740 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus it has fiber! And vitamins!


smonster - May 28, 2010 3:31:29 pm PDT #20741 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

There's a lot going around, Jessica. You can't be too careful.


Zenkitty - May 28, 2010 4:20:41 pm PDT #20742 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

best possible outcome~ma, Aims. That sucks, for all of you.


Jessica - May 28, 2010 4:39:10 pm PDT #20743 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hey, has anyone heard from Sean today? I'm a little concerned he hasn't checked in.


smonster - May 28, 2010 4:45:27 pm PDT #20744 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That's been poking at the back of my mind, too. Birthdays can be hard when you're down. I don't have his number or I'd call him.