Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - May 27, 2010 11:24:33 am PDT #20570 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

well, I'm off to see the dentist ... thanks for the advice!


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 11:24:48 am PDT #20571 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's more like hooge vaj


Shir - May 27, 2010 11:25:24 am PDT #20572 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks, DJ!


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 11:26:49 am PDT #20573 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thank You-Kosonom (long o's) No Hungarian- Nem Myga-rule Do you speak English?- Bezel Angalule Good day- You-oh napote

Ha, nice. I'll ask you in September.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 11:27:33 am PDT #20574 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I could be wrong, but quick googling says I'm probably right. It's spelled Hogy vagy.


ChiKat - May 27, 2010 11:33:15 am PDT #20575 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It's more like hooge vaj

I am 12.


Toddson - May 27, 2010 11:34:08 am PDT #20576 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

so am I


Vortex - May 27, 2010 11:34:37 am PDT #20577 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Not anymore. I got rid of my last pair when we moved.

Saints be praised.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 11:47:01 am PDT #20578 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, no. I remember learning that phrase because I too, am twelve. Between that and "good day" sounding a lot like "you-on-the-pot" my husband and I pretty much snickered the whole time during my prep for the trip.


Hil R. - May 27, 2010 11:47:05 am PDT #20579 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oy. A school where I sent an application months ago and never heard from again sent me an email to set up an interview. The first interview for these jobs is always a phone interview, so I said sure, and scheduled a time. I just got a confirmation email from them that makes it clear that they actually meant a campus interview. It's in Richmond, two hours from DC. I can take a Zipcar and go there, but it'll be pricey, and they haven't mentioned anything about reimbursing my travel expenses, which is pretty standard for campus interviews.