Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - May 18, 2010 8:42:49 pm PDT #19827 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I now want peanut butter oreos

and I am, of course, not thinking of Zenkitty's kinky sex life. Or anyone else's that may or may not involves peanut butter

I have 'mow the lawn' stuck in my had.

but most importantly I am sending ma towards Drew's mother's caregiver. All around to everyone effected

and continued thoughts of saftey headed faywards


erin_obscure - May 18, 2010 8:56:38 pm PDT #19828 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I am shocked that peanut butter oreos are not on the market. shocked.

less shocking? vibrating razors. No, really. A razor, with super sharp blades, that vibrates. I just can't imagine how that could NOT end badly.

ION, my chiropractor is made of awesome. She did this crazy insanely painful thing to my sprained neck muscle yesterday, followed with an "ice massage" (even less pleasant than you might imagine) and today the pain is down to a 2, which is my baseline. I can totally live with this.


meara - May 18, 2010 9:18:51 pm PDT #19829 of 30000

...I thought peanut butter oreos WERE on the market! I swear I've seen them...

I was totally going to go to bed early, but then just HAD to watch Glee and The Good Wife. Stupid early morning flight tomorrow...


Laga - May 18, 2010 9:21:39 pm PDT #19830 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

less shocking? vibrating razors. No, really. A razor, with super sharp blades, that vibrates. I just can't imagine how that could NOT end badly.

They talked about these on Weekend Update

Next up? Leaping Tweezers!


Shir - May 19, 2010 12:36:05 am PDT #19831 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Chocolate is best with peanut butter. Yum.

Sweetie, you know that's a deal breaker, right?

I, as well, am not thinking of Zenkitty's kinky sex life.


Laura - May 19, 2010 3:00:52 am PDT #19832 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Zenkitty's kinky sex life is clearly more interesting than my morning stack o' work, but of course not thinking about it.

Everything is better with peanut butter. I don't eat Oreos because they are way too sweet for me, but I would make an exception for peanut butter.


smonster - May 19, 2010 3:45:41 am PDT #19833 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Mmm, Laga, I may have to buy some Oreos and give that a try. I like peanut butter and chocolate together, but don't like peanut butter pie or ice cream or anything like that.

Tired, tired, tired. Not enough hours in the day.


Jessica - May 19, 2010 3:54:21 am PDT #19834 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I had no idea that peanut butter and chocolate together was controversial. People we are talking about PEANUT BUTTER and CHOCOLATE here!! How is that not a magical combination of tastes that can do no wrong???


Sparky1 - May 19, 2010 4:01:00 am PDT #19835 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Peanut butter should not be combined with sweet things. My mother brainwashed, er, taught me that by serving me PB + butter sandwiches.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 19, 2010 4:06:37 am PDT #19836 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Several hundred messages will teach me to go away for three days.

We went house-hunting on Monday. By Tuesday evening, we realised there were three houses we wanted to view a second time, and booked ourselves into another hotel. This morning we saw the three properties, picked one, and have just had the offer accepted. *collapse*

House! [link] [link] [link] [link]

I see we're discussing Zenkitty's kinky sex life. That's nice. Makes me wonder where I left the handcuffs. In, y'know, a free association sort of way.