No nostrils!
::updates Zen's file::
Stop thinking about my kinky sex life.
Surely you jest!
Now I'm going to think about it twice as much.
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - May 18, 2010 7:58:37 pm PDT #19823 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
WindSparrow - May 18, 2010 7:59:16 pm PDT #19824 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Stop thinking about my kinky sex life.
Yeah, that's an order we'll follow. Real soon.
Any minute now.
Vortex - May 18, 2010 8:00:50 pm PDT #19825 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Still not thinking about Zen's kinky sex life, for the record.
Laga - May 18, 2010 8:04:52 pm PDT #19826 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
fwiw your smile blows hers out of the water.
aw shucks.
beth b - May 18, 2010 8:42:49 pm PDT #19827 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I now want peanut butter oreos
and I am, of course, not thinking of Zenkitty's kinky sex life. Or anyone else's that may or may not involves peanut butter
I have 'mow the lawn' stuck in my had.
but most importantly I am sending ma towards Drew's mother's caregiver. All around to everyone effected
and continued thoughts of saftey headed faywards
erin_obscure - May 18, 2010 8:56:38 pm PDT #19828 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I am shocked that peanut butter oreos are not on the market. shocked.
less shocking? vibrating razors. No, really. A razor, with super sharp blades, that vibrates. I just can't imagine how that could NOT end badly.
ION, my chiropractor is made of awesome. She did this crazy insanely painful thing to my sprained neck muscle yesterday, followed with an "ice massage" (even less pleasant than you might imagine) and today the pain is down to a 2, which is my baseline. I can totally live with this.
meara - May 18, 2010 9:18:51 pm PDT #19829 of 30000
...I thought peanut butter oreos WERE on the market! I swear I've seen them...
I was totally going to go to bed early, but then just HAD to watch Glee and The Good Wife. Stupid early morning flight tomorrow...
Laga - May 18, 2010 9:21:39 pm PDT #19830 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
less shocking? vibrating razors. No, really. A razor, with super sharp blades, that vibrates. I just can't imagine how that could NOT end badly.
They talked about these on Weekend Update
Next up? Leaping Tweezers!
Shir - May 19, 2010 12:36:05 am PDT #19831 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Chocolate is best with peanut butter. Yum.
Sweetie, you know that's a deal breaker, right?
I, as well, am not thinking of Zenkitty's kinky sex life.
Laura - May 19, 2010 3:00:52 am PDT #19832 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Zenkitty's kinky sex life is clearly more interesting than my morning stack o' work, but of course not thinking about it.
Everything is better with peanut butter. I don't eat Oreos because they are way too sweet for me, but I would make an exception for peanut butter.