This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 18, 2010 4:01:43 pm PDT #19780 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's wrong with cooter topiary?


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 4:03:02 pm PDT #19781 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's wrong with cooter topiary?

Hec just made me think of The Dukes of Hazard.


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:03:10 pm PDT #19782 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It was the way the ad was presented. Guh, I'm having trouble enunciating my feelings.


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:03:50 pm PDT #19783 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hec just made me think of The Dukes of Hazard.

Now I want a hedge shaped like Cooter.


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:07:24 pm PDT #19784 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Going for the threepeat, here's the ad

Schick Quattro helps women trim the bush


Barb - May 18, 2010 4:08:21 pm PDT #19785 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's a retread of an ad that's been popular in the UK and Australia for some time.

[link]


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 4:08:31 pm PDT #19786 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I want a hedge shaped like Cooter.

can't stop laughing about this....


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:12:19 pm PDT #19787 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK it could have been worse. I just watched the second ad from the link I posted. "All that's left is tulips on the mound"?! And she's holding a hairless... cat.


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 4:15:27 pm PDT #19788 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And she's holding a hairless... cat.

I don't approve of such a use for a hairless cat.

Won't someone think of the kittens?


Steph L. - May 18, 2010 4:15:53 pm PDT #19789 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Cats as a metaphor for waxing: [link]